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a twisted and humorous look at sex, pornography, and the world in general
December 8, 2007
 Ah The WhackMan loves that goddamn Teen niche… Director Rocco Sands teams up with Demolition Video to bring us a nearly flawless 3-scene flick entitled Bangin’ The Girl Next Door.
First up is hot blond 19 year old Fallon Sommers and her tight motherfuckin’ body. Lee Stone face fucks the shit out of her then quickly goes balls deep in her tight little box, showing this sweet piece of ass what it’s like to get fucked by a serious porn professional.
Sophia and her big fake and perfectly tanned tits are up next. Brett Rockman and Benjamin Bratt both take turns mouth raping this bitch, then get their hot fingercuff action on, Mr. Bratt at one point stuffing Sophia’s g-string into her mouth ahead of his dick. These dudes continue to violate the fuck outta this young girl, segueing into some hot DP action. Sophia loves it all. She is a slut, and while both her dudes cum on her face she rubs their balls like a pro. Bravo, Sophia!
Bangin’ The Girl Next Door then takes a turn for the worst. Gia Jordan claims to be only 23, and that may indeed be true, but she looks like one of The WhackMan’s fucking aunts with that big ol’ ass of hers. Tyce Bune ain’t exactly in the throes of his prime either, but what really fucked The WhackMan up was the sound of Ms. Jordan’s annoying voice. The WhackMan couldn’t stay hard.
We were on our way to greatness till that fucking last scene, but The WhackMan was still able to take care of business with this one.
December 7, 2007
 Are you in a sexless relationship? According to experts, you are if you have sex less than 10 times a year. So what do you do about it? And do you want to do anything about it?
Some couples are happy with the intimacy they share, regardless of if it involves sex. The only time a sexless relationship becomes a problem is if at least one person is unhappy about it.
It’s been my observation that when people find themselves in sexless relationships, they essentially became resigned to their fate. They claim the reason they stay together is for the kids, or for the finances.
At the end of the day, it’s because they fear change. Some people simply live out a sexless existence and others choose to seek sexual fulfillment outside of the union. Both scenarios are emotionally and mentally unhealthy and are going to come to a head at some point.
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December 6, 2007
 Here is a land where hot teen starlets discover their sexuality. All wild young sluts sojourn in Teen Land in order to learn how sexy they can be. Is their any reason why The Whackman shouldn’t want to join them? Let’s fuckin do this…
Loni, a Latina with large breasts and a big butt, unfortunately has big belly also. She is dressed in a skimpy purple top and shorts that are too small for her. When Pussyman enters, they start off with a little foreplay; neck kissing, nipple sucking. With her on her hands and knees, he begins a nasty little bit of anus licking. Dude licks her pussy from behind while finger fucking her, then switches to licking her from the front. She then gives an excellent blowjob while he lies back on the couch. Loni rides him good and hard as a cowgirl. They get some mid-air action before going back to missionary and some reverse cowgirl. Dude cums in her mouth.
Kitty starts things off in a little pink top, short blue jean shorts and tennis shoes looking oh so sexy for two lucky dudes. After undressing her, one dude licks her perfect little shaven pussy while she sucks off the other. Kitty trades back and forth sucking one then blowing the other. This slut sucks cock like a true champion. The scene progresses to a reverse cowgirl on one dude while she continues to suck on the other. Then Kitty is banged doggystyle by one dude while still sucking the other. Next, she rides one fellow cowboy whilst continuing to blow the other fellow. At no time in this entire scene is either dude ever left to his own devices. Kitty services both continuously. It ends with both dudes ejaculating on her pretty little face.
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December 4, 2007
 An international festival of erotic film gets underway in Argentina this week, with a grand prize winner to be chosen from among various entries celebrating on-screen carnal pleasures.
The guest of honor at the 2007 Buenos Aires International Film Festival is ex-porn queen and former member of Italy’s parliament Ilona Staller, known to her fans as "La Cicciolina."
The Hungarian-born porn Staller, a former member of Italy’s Radical Party, was known for her habit of exposing her breasts during political appearances.
Organizers said they were eagerly awaiting her arrival in Buenos Aires. "’La Cicciolina’ has promised to be there, and we’re expecting her," a spokesman said about the film star, now in her mid-fifties, according to news reports.
In addition to selecting a grand prize winner, the event also features an exhibition of sexually suggestive painting and sculpture, offers strip-tease classes to participants, and holds other events dedicated to eroticism.
December 3, 2007
 The Whackman is hungry for a piece of chunky pizza pie… These thick sluts are serving it up nice and hot, so The Whackman’s cannoli is out for these pudgy piglets to enjoy. It’s a Chunky Pizza Party…fuhgedaboutit!
Juan has Teryn, a chunky brunette with a bad haircut and some decent glasses, say hello to his little friend. She engulfs his cock and breaks out her big fat titties. Juan fingers her pussy and slaps her ass before fucking her bald beaver from behind. He has Teryn suck her juices off his cock before she lies back for some missionary work. Teryn rides Juan cowgirl style, before turning around so Juan can drill her in doggystyle again. She moves to the floor for pile driving before Juan gives her an okay facial.
La Nena, a heavily tattooed Latino with a bit of meat on her bones, shows up at the hot tub Guy is decorating with candles to say goodbye before she heads to her last pizza party. She goes after Guy’s cock orally as he admires her ample ass. La Nena moves up to ride Guy cowgirl style before he picks her up and sets her down to fuck her missionary style. They keep it going with a bit of doggy and reverse cowgirl before Guy gives La Nena a decent facial.
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December 1, 2007
A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard. Gary Ashbrook was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide he used to blow up the contraceptive.
The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, also known as laughing gas, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael Young, who found his body. Mr Young told the inquest: "He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months. He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification."
The housemates spent the previous evening eating pizza and watching the Eurovision Song Contest on TV with friends at their home in Newhaven, East Sussex. Friend Paul Beaton said: "I knew he was into the sadomasochism bondage scene. I’m sure this was an accident."
A post-mortem examination revealed that Mr Ashbrook, who had been HIV positive for seven years, died from asphyxiation. East Sussex coroner Alan Craze, recording a verdict of death by misadventure, warned against the dangers of taking nitrous oxide. He told the hearing at Eastbourne magistrates court: "If people use nitrous oxide, in the same way as any other drug, and it is abused, it carries with it considerable dangers."
November 30, 2007
 The Whackman is in a #2 hole kinda mood. Fuck the pussy – it’s All About Ass 12.
Japan, a pretty black/asian girl with a great ass, has her buttplug already in place as she does a booty dance. Darren comes in and she follows him to the bed, where he lays back a lets Japan give him one hell of a blowjob.
Her ass gets opened up in doggy. From doggy, they spoon and then get into missionary. Reverse cowgirl is on tap next and after, Darren slams her from underneath as she lays back against his chest. She does lots of a2m. She then dismounts and lays on her back and Darren puts a coat of cream on her lips that runs down both sides of her cheeks.
Hannah, a stunning foreign bombshell, is wearing all black bra and panties with matching stocking. She finger fucks her ass a bit before inserting a dildo. Mark, already hard, comes in and Hannah gives his cock a couple of licks before delivering a great bj. After that bit of heaven, she mounts Mark in reverse cowgirl and his cock goes straight up her tight ass. The Whackman loves her moans and the pace is perfect.
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