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November 8, 2007

Angelina Jolie’s Nude Animation

Filed under: anime,celebrities,movie reviews,sex news — Blogs @ 8:05 am

Actress Angelina Jolie has told her husband Brad Pitt, that her digital nude scenes in Beowulf are more realistic and exposing than she first imagined.

Angelina Jolie has warned partner Brad Pitt about the level of nudity in her new computer-animated movie Beowulf.

The Hollywood beauty was so shocked by how “real” the animation looked, she said she felt “exposed” after seeing herself naked.

Angelina said: “I was really surprised that I felt exposed. There are certain moments where I actually felt shy – and called home, just to explain that the fun movie I had done that was a digital animation was, in fact, a little different than we expected. “I didn’t expect ourselves to come out as much. I didn’t expect it to feel as real, so it was kind of funny at first.”

Angelina, who was pregnant with her daughter Shiloh when she worked on Beowulf, admits her baby bump caused some problems for the animators.

She told People magazine: “I was three months pregnant for some of it. You wouldn’t know though. We did the mapping of my body before and they worked wonders. It was a pleasure.” The film sees Angelina play a temptress killer lizard, painted gold and sporting a tail, and Angelina admits: “I really did love my tail.”

Beowulf, directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring British actor Ray Winston, is due to hit cinemas later this month.

January 19, 2007

If you were going to have sex with an animated character

Filed under: anime,video clips — Simon @ 10:34 am
This is one fuckable anime girl (well, maybe when she's older

The recent posts about the Japanese French Maids and Chinese schoolgirls got me to remember this Asian [tag]anime[/tag] character that I mentioned last year.

I’m usually not that impressed by animation, and I definitely don’t find most of it hot enough to get all excited about, but this is really some incredible work. Seriously, the quality of this one is so good that for some reason I find myself wishing they’d made her look older so I don’t think it’s wrong to get a hard-on watching her move.

Speaking of moving, you can just click on the image to get her moving right here. Or you can click the link below to see her in larger size.

Note: The linked file below is a Flash file, so it’ll get as big as you want to stretch your browser window.

Fuckable Animation – click here

October 25, 2006

Adults-Only Halloween Site

Filed under: anime,free sites,humor,photos,sex stories — Simon @ 7:25 am

pierced manIf you like the Halloween season as much as we do, we hope you’ll enjoy this special Halloween free site we have for you.

Click on the image to the left to visit the Adults-Only Halloween site, where you’ll find a nice collection of spooky sex stories, some strange and weird photos and images, some Halloween jokes and humor, plus a kinky tarot card reader and a bdsm horoscope generator.

Everything there is free, so you can give the address to all of your kinkier friends.

October 13, 2006

In case you didn’t know, the Internet is for Porn

Filed under: anime,humor,video clips — Simon @ 7:15 am

For those who believe the Internet is for anything else, we present this video clip featuring some of the characters from World of Warcraft explaining exactly what the Internet is for.

“The Internet is for Porn” clip here is a parody of a song from Avenue Q, a Broadway musical featuring risqué songs about racism, Internet porn, and the difficulties of life, with all but three characters portrayed by puppets. Parents should note that because of its adult content and “full puppet nudity” (including graphic simulated sex between puppets), Avenue Q may be inappropriate for children 12 years of age and under.

September 19, 2006

Porn For Parents

Filed under: anime,commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 8:52 am

A teacher inadvertently used an [tag]x-rated[/tag] font for the cover of a third-grade spelling curriculum handed out to parents during an open house at the Pine Tree Elementary School in New York. Evidently the teacher thought that a font which used stick figures to form the letters of the alphabet would be a nice touch, but never looked closely enough to notice exactly how those stick figures were touching each other. In this case, the font uses male and female stick figures in various [tag]kinky[/tag] sexual positions to make the shapes of the letters.

We don’t have a copy of the handout that got the parents all worked up, but below are links to a few animated stick figures you may enjoy.

Naughty Schoolgirl ~ Albino Passion ~ A good Whipping ~ Harley Sex ~ Pornography Enjoyer ~ Help the Handicapped ~ Hamster Dance

[tag]Stick Figure Porn[/tag] courtesy of The Petting Zoo

September 14, 2006

Fetish Farmer video

Filed under: anime,humor,video clips — Simon @ 1:41 pm

Kinky Cow“I’m a Cow! (not a sheep!)” was created as a music video for the band Rmt, and the video tells the story of a nervous cow and her milk-fetishist owner. This is a very funny Flash animation. Make sure you have your speakers turned on, so you don’t miss the catchy tune and lyrics like: “get your mind out the gutter…get your hand off my udder” and “this old man he’s on crack…he’s a lactophiliac.”

Click the image to watch the Lactophiliac Farmer in a new window (resize the window to full-screen animation if you want). Give the animation a minute to load fully and then click the Play link when it appears. [tags]lactophiliac,music video,fetishist[/tags]

July 23, 2006

Hungary for some illicit sex?

Filed under: anime,humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 6:18 pm

Nope, I didn’t spell that wrong. I really meant would you go to Hungary for some [tag]illicit sex[/tag]. ‘Cause that’s what the Hungarian tourism authority is promoting in their latest email campaign, which features an animated cartoon with a guy hiding his wedding ring and having sex with a young blonde. There’s a link to the video in the full story at “Exactly what kind of tourists do they want?”

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