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January 31, 2007

“Dark Bitch” – smoking video

Filed under: movie reviews,premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 7:11 am
If you like hot kinky girls who [tag]smoke[/tag] cigarettes, then “Dark Bitch” is definitely a video for you. In fact, it’s more than fetish and kinks as she shows you her strange ways. She smokes and then inflicts pain on her tongue with the burning cigarette. She dares you to come closer and even shows you her pussy but then ashes her [tag]cigarette[/tag] in the beautiful pink gash. She smokes with her feet and proves that she can shock you by stubbing out the cigarette on her tongue.

You can click the image to play a short clip from the video.

If you’d like to download this entire movie, you can get “Dark Bitch” here.

January 29, 2007

Panasonic moneyshot

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 10:01 am

This video is a Panasonic plasma television commercial that’s airing in the United Kingdom. I don’t think we’ll be seeing this one in the United States, so I thought I’d show it to you here in case you’re not somewhere where you can watch this one.

I’m not exactly sure what message they’re trying to convey, or what target group they’re appealing to, but I guess the selling premise is “Buy a Panasonic plasma tv and your friends will be cum-stained with envy!”

January 28, 2007

Brazilian Prostitutes Fashion Show

Filed under: photos,sex news — Simon @ 11:37 am

Rio Fashion Show features prostituesAs the rich and slim flocked to the waterfront convention centre for Rio de Janeiro’s glitzy bi-annual fashion show, prostitutes in a downtown square took to a cobblestone catwalk for a show of their own. Sex service workers from Davida, a Brazilian organisation that defends the rights of prostitutes, strutted through the streets wearing their new line of fall/winter clothes.

The brand’s name is Daspu, is a play on “Daslu,” one of Brazil’s most expensive and exclusive fashion names being displayed across town by top models like Gisele Bundchen. Gabriela Leite, a founder of Daspu, said it was no mistake that her show was running on Fashion Rio’s biggest night.

“This fashion show today makes up part of our fall/winter collection that is not on the official agenda of Fashion Rio because we were never invited. Once again, social responsibility does not appear where it should appear,” Leite said.

According to organizers, the new 2007 fall/winter line draws from the deep well of artists inspired by prostitutes, from Toulouse Lautrec and Pablo Picasso to Madonna and Sting. Hired models and prostitutes walked a makeshift catwalk in an alleyway in Rio’s red-light district, throwing condoms to an animated crowd of hundreds.

There were spartan and utilitarian shirts with black and white blocks, colorful prints and plenty of eye-catching incarnations of the staple of the industry: the miniskirt. An eclectic group of spectators – including deserters from Fashion Rio looking for something different – ended the evening dancing samba to a live drum troupe.

January 25, 2007

Flavored condoms and music all in one package

Filed under: sex news — Simon @ 7:49 am

flavored condoms with musicI don’t know if these are available where you are yet, but if you need a Valentine’s Day gift idea, you may want to look into this sex and [tag]music[/tag] combo. Sure, you could try the old chocolates and roses approach, but this one does put the focus back where you want it to be.

The “idom” [tag]condoms[/tag] don’t actually play music when you’re fucking, but the flavored sheaths (mint, strawberry, chocolate and banana) are packaged in a nice boxed set with chillout, acid jazz and dance music CDs to help set the mood.

“The music starts slow, then medium, then becomes fast before getting slow again,” said one company representative, who also claimed that the 18 minute run time for the music is not a commentary on how long sex should last.

The idom condoms are available in bookstores, record shops and trendy nightspots in cities like Hong Kong, London, Paris, Stockholm, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Singapore, or you can check out their online store.

On their website you’ll also find some entertaining sales text telling you that “Ondomusic is a companion to any good time. It can create a unique love mood in your intimate hour. The music can fill your room with exotic air particles.” And you’ll find warnings that “audio product is not for contraception” and that “you can reuse a music CD but not others.”

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  • January 22, 2007

    Big dick fountain to get some competition

    Filed under: photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:49 am

    cock and balls fountain outside Casa RossaThe rock hard cock & balls fountain in front of Amsterdam’s famous Casa Rosso will be getting some competition soon. Near the end of March, the red-light district there should see the unveiling of a bronze statue designed to honor [tag]prostitutes[/tag] around the world.

    “In many countries, prostitutes struggle and people have no respect for them whatsoever. The statue is meant to give all those men and women strength,” said Mariska Majoor who commissioned the statue. Majoor is a former prostitute who is best known for founding a center of prostitution in the city a decade ago.

    The statue will be forged by sculptress Els Rijerse, and shows a woman who confidently looks out into the world, “a self-assured woman, her hands on her hips, looking sideways towards the sky, and standing on a doorstep,” according to the Dutch news agency ANP.

    January 19, 2007

    If you were going to have sex with an animated character

    Filed under: anime,video clips — Simon @ 10:34 am
    This is one fuckable anime girl (well, maybe when she's older

    The recent posts about the Japanese French Maids and Chinese schoolgirls got me to remember this Asian [tag]anime[/tag] character that I mentioned last year.

    I’m usually not that impressed by animation, and I definitely don’t find most of it hot enough to get all excited about, but this is really some incredible work. Seriously, the quality of this one is so good that for some reason I find myself wishing they’d made her look older so I don’t think it’s wrong to get a hard-on watching her move.

    Speaking of moving, you can just click on the image to get her moving right here. Or you can click the link below to see her in larger size.

    Note: The linked file below is a Flash file, so it’ll get as big as you want to stretch your browser window.

    Fuckable Animation – click here

    January 15, 2007

    Hot Asian Schoolgirls (they’re not just a niche!)

    Filed under: photos,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 11:02 am

    asian teen schoolgirls on subway trainLast week Beijing, China confirmed something that many of us have thought for a long time. That’s right, it’s true, Asian Schoolgirls really do like having sex.

    Results of their recent survey show that the average student loses their virginity by 15, and more than half of them see nothing wrong with a good one-night stand in the right circumstances. One group of 1,300 girls was asked if they would agree to sex when asked by a boyfriend, only 6 of them said they would say “no.” (And those might have been Asian teen lesbians for all we know.)

    Educators involved in the survey were surprised at first by the results, but believe this is the result of a fast-changing society. While their traditional culture sanctifies abstinence and the government is also officially puritanical, contact with the rest of the world has resulted in a growingly rebellious and diverse urban youth culture.

    Of course some of the lucky ones do manage to escape to the USA and wind up in an Asian Teen Porn gallery.

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