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October 31, 2006

Ultimate Fighter Prefers Porn Girls to Marines (shocker!)

Filed under: celebrities,photos,pornstars,sex news — Simon @ 8:27 am

Tito Ortiz and Jenna JamesonTito Ortiz, champion Utimate Fighter, told the Marine Corps that if he can’t bring Jenna Jameson, his pornstar girlfriend, he won’t be attending the ceremony to honor him at the ball to celebrate the Marine Corps’ birthday.

Fans of the Utimate Fighter can still look forward to seeing Tito and Jenna with the Marines when their Miramar, Calif. base hosts a UFC fight night which will be broadcast on Spike TV.

October 28, 2006

Strippercize…for kids?

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news,strippers,video clips — Simon @ 12:56 pm

stripper-kit.jpgHere’s something you won’t be able to spend $100 on to buy for your kids. At least not since Tesco was forced to have this “toy” pulled from the toys and games section of their website.

Tesco was accused of “destroying children’s innocence” after the kit was discovered in the toy section by a mother searching for Christmas gifts for her 10 and 11 year old daughters. Evidently she was surprised to see sales copy saying:

“Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars.”

The kit includes a chrome pole that extends to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.

Family Focus, a group opposed to the kit, said that “Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol… This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children.”

Tesco today agreed to remove the product from the Toy section of the site, but said it will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory.

Now I’m not saying that kit should be sold to children, but I will say that if you start practicing early enough you can avoid what happens in the video above. Some strippers are too young, and some are just too drunk. Click the start button to take a look.

October 25, 2006

Adults-Only Halloween Site

Filed under: anime,free sites,humor,photos,sex stories — Simon @ 7:25 am

pierced manIf you like the Halloween season as much as we do, we hope you’ll enjoy this special Halloween free site we have for you.

Click on the image to the left to visit the Adults-Only Halloween site, where you’ll find a nice collection of spooky sex stories, some strange and weird photos and images, some Halloween jokes and humor, plus a kinky tarot card reader and a bdsm horoscope generator.

Everything there is free, so you can give the address to all of your kinkier friends.

October 21, 2006

Making a hot girl

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex stories,video clips — Simon @ 9:15 am

We don’t mean “making” as in how to put the make on one. No, what we have here is a quick behind the scenes peek at how the hot girls that you see in magazines and on billboards are “made” …no, they’re not born that way.

This video is courtesy of Dove and is intended to reach out to young girls with self-esteem issues. But I think it also serves a reminder to men that there’s a difference between what you see and what you get.

The girl they used in this video said that she was in a makeup chair for over ten hours with the best makeup and hair people working on her. And as you’ll see when you play the video, they still had to use a photo editing program to make her look the way they wanted.

October 20, 2006

Another thing a woman can’t do

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:05 am

nail gun rooferLet this serve as a reminder for everyone climbing up on their roofs this holiday season, it can be a dangerous place to slip if you’re holding a pneumatic nail gun.

That’s a lesson that August Voegl learned when he tripped and accidentally fired a four-inch nail through his left testicle and into the roof where he was working.

He couldn’t pull the nail out of the roof, nor could he pull himself off the nail. (Talk about not being able to get off!) An emergency medical team had to be called in to separate the two of them and airlift him to a hospital where he’s recovering following surgery.

October 19, 2006

Man hit by misfiring money shot

Filed under: humor,video clips — Simon @ 8:10 am
camera man catches the money shot
Here’s something that made me laugh. Even funnier, to me anyway, is that I shared this video clip with a group of adult webmasters the other day and found out that it squicked a few of them.

I guess that even folks who are used to seeing things like this all the time, don’t always like it when the tables turn a little.

See if you find this as funny as I did.

Just click on the image to start the video.

October 16, 2006

These ain’t no Pussycat Dolls!

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 1:08 pm

real dollLike the South Korean people don’t have enough to worry about with North Korean as a neighbor, now their own government is trying to restrict their god-given right to have sex with a rubber doll.

Here’s the deal. In South Korea you can rent what’s called a “doll experience room” for an hour for just over $26 US (or 25,000 Won). That gets you a bed, a computer. and a well-made rubber sex doll. The dolls are what we call a Real Doll and what they think we call a “dirty wife” for some reason. These are expensive and realistic playtoys we’re talking about here, with the starting price to purchase one being around $6,500 plus $500 for shipping. (Yes, that’s a [tags]Real Doll[/tags] in the photo.)

The doll experience rooms were introduced as a way around the Special Law on Prostitution which went into effect in 2004. So first your country tells you that you can’t fuck the women who are willing to fuck you for money, and now they’re trying to say that you can’t pay to fuck a rubber woman either.

Sometimes I’m pretty sure that this world is just about as fucked up as it would be if some asshole ran the whole thing.

–Note to self: but it’d still be nice to get the licensing rights to a line of Pussycat Dolls made by Real Dolls.

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