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December 3, 2007

Chunky Pizza Party

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 12:17 am

Chunky Pizza Party - DVD boxcover The Whackman is hungry for a piece of chunky pizza pie… These thick sluts are serving it up nice and hot, so The Whackman’s cannoli is out for these pudgy piglets to enjoy. It’s a Chunky Pizza Party…fuhgedaboutit!

Juan has Teryn, a chunky brunette with a bad haircut and some decent glasses, say hello to his little friend. She engulfs his cock and breaks out her big fat titties. Juan fingers her pussy and slaps her ass before fucking her bald beaver from behind. He has Teryn suck her juices off his cock before she lies back for some missionary work. Teryn rides Juan cowgirl style, before turning around so Juan can drill her in doggystyle again. She moves to the floor for pile driving before Juan gives her an okay facial.

La Nena, a heavily tattooed Latino with a bit of meat on her bones, shows up at the hot tub Guy is decorating with candles to say goodbye before she heads to her last pizza party. She goes after Guy’s cock orally as he admires her ample ass. La Nena moves up to ride Guy cowgirl style before he picks her up and sets her down to fuck her missionary style. They keep it going with a bit of doggy and reverse cowgirl before Guy gives La Nena a decent facial.

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Mastermind Lena gets it on with chunky Teryn on the couch in a girl on girl scene. They passionately kiss while stripping each other down so Lena can suck Teryn’s tits. Lena loses her pants as well so Teryn can tongue her twat. Lena hands her a purple dildo to help work her over, and then trades places with Teryn so she can reciprocate. She eats Teryn’s twat before breaking out the toys and putting them to work on Teryn’s twat. Lena lets Teryn suck it clean, before climbing back on her tongue and letting Teryn fuck her pussy with another toy. Lena lets go with a good orgasm at the hands of Teryn’s toy and tongue, and after a little more pumping, they share a passionate kiss over the dildo.

Gia starts out the final scene gobbling Juan’s knob on a bed. He grabs her hair to make sure she takes his cock into her throat far enough and makes sure to slap and suck her big fat titties before turning around to eat her pussy while fucking her face. Juan pile drives Gia’s pussy and pulverizes it missionary style while also mixing in a bit more oral action. He also gives it to her in doggy before having Gia ride him in both cowgirls. After more missionary and doggy, and Gia finishes Juan off with her tits and mouth until he explodes on her face.

Chunky Pizza Party is fun and amusing! The plot stays simple and has enough substance to set things up, while giving a few chuckles. Yes, there are a few minor problems like only having half the chicks being chunky and the audio disappearing for most of La Nena’s scene, but Chunky Pizza Party gave The Whackman such a feeling of people just screwing around and having fun that The Whackman didn’t have much of a problem looking past it. It isn’t perfect, but it still drew out 4 squirts of love potion from Yours Truly.

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