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November 30, 2006

Britney Spears shaves her snatch and we have pics to prove it

Filed under: celebrities,commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:04 am

Britney Spears upskirt photosA couple of weeks ago we told you about the bogus Britney Spears porno video clip that was making the rounds. So we thought we owed it to you to give you a little peek at the real Britney’s snatch today.

The pics we have for you were taken Monday night as Britney was getting out of Paris Hilton’s car at a gas station. No underwear of any kind blocked the view as she lifted her leg high enough to confirm without any doubt that this girl shaves herself bald down there. Just click the image to see the rest of the photos.

Wait, I want to come on your fac… whoops!

Filed under: commentary,humor,video clips — Simon @ 9:18 am

I got a good laugh out of this one. But then I really like porn bloopers. Check out the Porn Blooper – Asian Style video clip on The Walrus’ XXX Blog Maniac if you like to laugh at porn gone wrong too.

November 27, 2006

Smoker Chicks at Porn Movie Collection

Filed under: premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 4:41 pm
I found these two [tag]cigarette[/tag] suckers while looking through some of the [tag]smoking[/tag] girls videos over at Porn Movie Collection.

They have a nice collection of movies in all sorts of categories there, plus they have a search function so you can find what you really like pretty easily.

Looks like they have over 600 hours of full-length movies, and they’ll let you download all you want for 3 days for only a buck.

Just click on the images to play the sample clips.

You can see a few more clips of the blonde on the free gallery page here.

If you like the naughty brunette schoolgirl, there’s more of her on this free gallery page.

And if you want a lot of full-length movies, head over to Porn Movie Collection and start downloading them now.

November 24, 2006

Pinto Alegre is Happy Penis for Elders

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 10:05 am

free viagraBrazilian boners are on the rise as the major of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso, has begun handing out free [tag]Viagra[/tag] to men over the age of 60.

“Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said the mayor, who also admits that “Some of the old men aren’t seeking out their wives. They’ve got romances on the side.”

The free Viagra program was approved by the town’s legislature, which makes me wonder how many of the town’s legislators are 60 years old (or nearly there).

November 21, 2006

What color are your pubes?

Filed under: humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 9:56 am

pubic hair dyesAbout 25 years ago I knew a group of club girls who all dyed their pubic hair bright pink. Some of the guys I knew made it their mission to collect the full set of ‘pink girls’ and it made for some good times to remove a girl’s panties and discover someone new had joined their little pink clique. So this recent story about someone making a product those girls would have loved brought back great memories.

Betty Beauty, which bills its products as ‘colour for the hair down there’, is making waves in the beauty world with its new range of [tag]pubic hair[/tag] dyes. Founder Nancy Jarecki came up with the idea when she was living in Rome three years ago. She noticed as women left a salon, the colourist would discreetly slip them little brown bags.

“They would receive it with such delight, kiss kiss, and away they would go,” she said. Curious, she asked the receptionist what the women were getting in those little bags and was told “to match down there.” “I thought: ‘Of course, who wouldn’t want to be a true blonde?'”

So she worked with a chemist and toxicologist to develop a gentle, no-drip formulation and speciality application tools. offers five colors: Brown Betty, Blonde Betty, Auburn Betty, Black Betty and Fun Betty (bright pink), and also sells T-shirts that ask: “Is your betty ready?” The firm says its products are not just aimed at women. “Men have betties, too. Everyone’s got one!” Ms. Jarecki said.

I don’t know about everyone having a betty, but I do know there are a few ladies who’ll read about the new easy way to ‘get pink’ and will be smiling at the memories. And this product, unlike some of the things the girls used back then, doesn’t come off if you engage in any sort of physical activity. Neither perspiration nor oral sex has any effect on the color (and it doesn’t non-consensually wind up on the partner!).

November 18, 2006

Both balls next time please

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 8:23 am

no guns in waistbands signI have to admit I was very pleased to hear about this one. Maybe it’s just me, but I think that anyone who’s willing to point his own gun at his own balls deserves to have at least one of them blown off. And that’s exactly what happened in Kansas this week.

A 23 year-old man, along with his 20 and 18 year-old helpers, attempted to kidnap a teenager over a dispute about stereo speakers. The oldest assailant first fired a shot at the teen, and missed. Then he shoved his pistol into the waistband of his trousers, safety off, causing it to fire and shoot him in his left testicle.

idiot who shot his ball offIt gets a little better. Seems that getting shot in the ball caused the man to wince and jerk around a bit. The good new is that this caused the pistol to fire again. Unfortunately the second shot missed his other testicle, but at least it hit his left calf.

The three men were arrested and charged with aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice, when the moron limped into the local hospital seeking help for his missing testicle.

November 16, 2006

Britney Spears sex tape preview (not!)

Filed under: celebrities,commentary,humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 9:27 am

While everyone is talking about the homemade sex tape allegedly featuring Britney Spears that has been leaked onto the internet, we’re bringing you more than just the story and a peek at the 19-second clip that was posted a few days ago.

As you’ve probably heard, Kevin Federline is threatening to sell a four-hour sex tape, which the couple made on their honeymoon, to a company in Arizona for $50 million in a last ditch attempt to get every penny he can from Britney Spears. But Federline is willing to sell the tape to Spears for $30 million and full custody of the couple’s two children.

The 19-second clip below is the one posted as reportedly taken from the infamous Britney-Kevin sex tape, news of which first broke in 2005 after members of the couple’s entourage threatened to make it public. The clip shows a woman with dark hair, who bears a striking resemblance to the ‘Toxic’ singer, performing oral sex on a man rumoured to be her estranged husband Kevin Federline.

A spokesman for the website where the clip was posted said: “This does look like Britney Spears. I had my co-worker look at this also, and she thinks it looks like Britney too.” Check it out and then read on for the rest of the story…

Well, that was short and sweet. But now it’s time for clip #2. (click to read more…)

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