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May 30, 2006

Batwoman is a lesbian?

Filed under: humor,sex news — Simon @ 3:03 pm

BBC News reports that Comic book heroine Batwoman is to make a comeback as a “lipstick [tag]lesbian[/tag]” who moonlights as a crime fighter. Evidently she will be a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another character, ex-police detective Renee Montoya.

The new-look Batwoman is just one of a wave of “ethnically and sexually diverse” characters entering the DC Comics universe. Might make for some interesting new videos once some adult producers jump on this one.

BBC NEWS story: “Batwoman hero returns as lesbian”

May 26, 2006

Masturbate-A-Thon: Come for a Cause!

Filed under: humor,sex news — Simon @ 7:12 pm

The Center for Sex and Culture’s National Masturbation Month plans include Masturbate-a-Thon San Francisco. Founder and director Carol Queen, Ph.D. announced that the Center for Sex & Culture will hold its fifth annual fund-raising Masturbate-a-Thon on May 27, 2006.

Doors open at 5:00 for regular participants and at 4:00 for those attempting to set this year’s time record. The event is one of many National [tag]Masturbation[/tag] Month events planned around the US and Canada, including many sponsored Masturbate-a-Thons. Unlike most of the others, the CSC’s Masturbate-a-Thon is a live group event at which participants will raise funds by getting others to sponsor them for each minute they masturbate. CSC will hold the event at 398 11th Street in San Francisco.
(click to read more…)

May 24, 2006

Floozee Puppet Fucking

Filed under: humor,photos — Simon @ 10:22 am

Puppets Blowjob (humor pic) If you’ve never seen a couple of puppets getting it on, then you should take a look at the photos on this gallery.

I don’t know what it is about seeing a puppet with cum on its face that makes me grin, but I’m not going to worry about it too long.

Click on Hardcore Puppets for more.

May 21, 2006

Wife tears off husband’s testicles

Filed under: humor,sex news — Simon @ 2:15 pm

Howard is a Philadelphia man whose wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Howard says his wife, who is bi-polar, thought he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep, she attacked him.

“I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails.”

I’m not really sorry to say that we don’t have any video to go with this one, but you can read the testicle tearing wife story here.

May 19, 2006

Pussy tools for the other pussies

Filed under: blog reviews,humor,photos — Simon @ 6:10 pm

Cat Carrier (humor pic) I’ve always wanted to be able to take my little pussies along when I go places, like you can do with dogs. A nice ride in an open Jeep. Maybe a walk on the beach.

Well, cats on leashes just doesn’t work. You can forget about herding them. And who wants to carry around a big boxy cat carrier?

But finally, there’s an answer. Just click the image for a full-size view.

I got the cat carrier ad from my friend, Chop, who has his own blog over at Chop on the Lake.

May 15, 2006

Public erection humor

Filed under: humor,video clips — Simon @ 6:28 pm

Just a little something that might bring you a laugh. This is a video of a young guy wandering around in public with a very obvious erection in his shorts. The soundtrack is a take off on the song “Until I got high” but this one is “Until I got hard” instead.

Click on the arrow in the center of the image to play the video.

May 6, 2006

Pussy tattoo ideas

Filed under: celebrities,humor,photos — Simon @ 1:00 pm

This isn’t a movie, just something that gave me a laugh today. It’s from a post on the BDSM Board asking about slave [tag]tattoos[/tag], but then someone asked “If I want a tattoo around my pussy what will you suggest?” and these were the posted suggestions so far.

The Willy Nelson (?)

Okay, one of these might make you want to plug it in, but I think the other one is a little scary. Not sure I’d want to put anything personal in there.

wall socket pussy tattooscary pussy tattoo

From the post on this page if you want to see what other suggestions have been made.

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