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May 29, 2007

Sex toy turns vacuum cleaner into vacuum screamer

Filed under: sex news — Simon @ 7:25 am

Vortex Vibrations sex toyThis new sex toy, called Vortex Vibrations, connects to a vacuum cleaner to give a woman an orgasm in just ten seconds. Inventor Joanne Drysdale, a mother-of-three, says it concentrates the air flow to create a rapid but gentle vibration, and can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time, without ever touching the skin.

Joanne was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea after seeing how a piece of rubber caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the airflow, and noticing the stimulation on her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber. “After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds, said Joanne. “That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women.”

The Vortex is available from the LoveHoney store, which unfortunately only demonstrates it on a balloon in this video.

May 8, 2007

Mind Games

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 10:10 am

Who’s to say what’s too far? Legend’s Mind Games is the story of what can go bad—nasty bad. A scintillating, elicit, and perverse confession from a clinical hypno-therapist who’s been prowling through the sexual fantasies of willing women in search of primal sex, Dr. James Frawd reveals the fantasies of his subjects.


In scene 1, a blonde slut named Swan demands sex in a forgotten factory, so she gets doggystyled to open up the scene. Swan bounces on her man’s cock and then gets drilled in her cunt while lying on her back and after, her side. Although it looked like the chemistry was good, the lighting and resolution is terrible—making it hard for The Whackman to enjoy the scene.

Scene 2 has a stunning vixen Harley Raine getting her pussy filled by a willing participant. After doggystyle, Harley spreads her legs to take the cock into the depths of her cunt. Harley then sits on dude’s cock, but it doesn’t look like the chemistry is there and all that she cares about is a paycheck. Again, the resolution (which will probably be a recurring theme) doesn’t help.

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