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March 31, 2006

Do NOT book me into the Castration Cottage!

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 4:50 pm

castration cottageOkay, I’m not saying you’re looking to have this done, but if you were going to lose your balls forever, is this the place you’d want it to happen?

I mean, seriously, wouldn’t your nads feel a little more comfortable with the whole idea if they knew you were going to a real medical facility to get them separated from you forever?

castrators pixAnd again, I’m not saying you’d ever want to have your balls removed, but even if you did want them offed, are these the three guys you’d want to trust with removing them?

Hell, are these three guys you’d want doing any kind of medical procedure one you?

This is unbelievable. Check out this real true-life [tag]castration[/tag] story… Authorities shut down sadomasochistic dungeon
by Jon Ostendorff, staff writer/Citizen-Times
updated March 31, 2006 6:24 pm

WAYNESVILLE – At least six men traveled from across the nation and South America to have their genitals mutilated in what Haywood County authorities described as a sadomasochistic dungeon.

Three Haywood County men are now in jail on felony charges of castration without malice and practicing medicine without a license.
(click to read more…)

March 25, 2006

Mmmmm, strawberries

Filed under: photos,premium sites — Simon @ 5:09 pm

I’m not sure exactly why, but I have this strong urge to bite into some strawberries all of a sudden.

You can see a big version of this pic if you want, just click on the small version here.

This is that little Leah girl again, the one who I mentioned yesterday. The braces got me started, so I looked around at her stuff and found this pic that gave me a real appetite.

Don’t forget you can visit her Sweet Leah Luv website if you want to see what else this [tag]teen[/tag] is into.

March 24, 2006

Sweet Leah

Filed under: photos,pornstars,premium sites — Simon @ 6:31 pm

I don’t know about you, but these chicks with braces do something for me.

I know these girls have all kinds of choices when it comes to getting [tag]braces[/tag] today. So when I see the ones who chose to go with the old-fashioned metal style, it tells me they’re thinking:

“Hey, if you wanna treat me like your little fuck toy, that’s cool, I really like it that way! Why do you think I got this [tag]schoolgirl[/tag] grill in the first place?”

Click the photo to open a new window with a big version of this pic. You can also check out her Sweet Leah Luv website for more about this little teaser and pleaser.