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December 17, 2007

He should be glad she wasn’t sucking his dick

Filed under: sex news — Simon @ 6:46 am

red lipsLaura Roberta Cutler, 44, was ordered held on $75,000 bail after being accused of biting off two-thirds of her ex-boyfriend’s lower lip as they were kissing in bed. The woman has been charged with second-degree domestic-violence assault.

Deputies were called to a house in White Center, an unincorporated suburb south of Seattle, and found Thomas J. Brummel, 49, on the front porch, much of his lower lip missing and his face and neck covered in blood, King County sheriff’s Detective Scott Tompkins wrote in a probable cause affidavit.

Brummel said he and Cutler kissed several times when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, deputies said. Doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip and said the man will likely be permanently disfigured.

Brummel and Cutler live at the house with two other renters, all of whom are recovering from drug addiction and agreed to share a “clean and sober” home. Tompkins wrote that Cutler was clearly drunk when detectives arrived, and “her rage was evident and uncontrolled.” Neither of the other residents witnessed the attack, Tompkins wrote.

“Had it not been for Brummel’s yelling … ‘She’s a devil woman!’ and running up and down the stairs, none would’ve known the altercation had taken place,” he wrote.

December 15, 2007

Under Pimp Arrest

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 7:11 am

boxcover-4043-8339989.jpgBig pimpin’ takes center stage as Big Daddy has money on his mind and his bitches in line. The Whackman has been invited to hang with real-life pimps from South Central LA, from the time they wake up until the last hours of the night, and see what it be like when a real pimp takes control. Black is beautiful as sexy whores throw down with a ghetto fuck-a-thon of phat asses, juicy pussies, bad ass blowjobs and graphic anal sex. These bitches are Under Pimp Arrest – and will assume the position.

When Mr. Johnson drops new ho Lori off, Taylor swings by to pick her up. They quickly agree on a price before heading to a cheap motel. Lori quickly gets the money exchange out of the way before letting Taylor explore under her sexy blue dress. He pulls her yellow panties aside to tongue her pussy before they both strip down so she can suck his cock. She starts out dominant and then lies back so Taylor can fuck her face and so she can lick his balls before they sixty-nine. Taylor gives it to Lori missionary style before letting her climb up to ride him cowgirl style. They also get in a bit of doggystyle and spooning. Taylor has Lori take off her shoes to pry her mouth open as wide as possible for him to pop in.

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December 14, 2007

Japan may allow banned Mapplethorpe book

Filed under: sex news — Blogs @ 6:57 am

Mapplethorpe bookThe Supreme Court in Japan has decided to hold an appeal hearing over a lawsuit filed over a custom seizure of a photo book containing nude male genitals at Narita Airport in 1999, opening up for the possibility it will overturn the previous Tokyo High Court ruling, a Kyodo News reports states.

The photo book in question, “Mapplethorpe” by renowned U.S. photographer Robert Mapplethorpe, had been published in Japan in 1994 by Tokyo movie distributor and publishing house “Uplink.” When the president of the company, Takashi Asai, brought the book with him to the United States and later tried to return with it to Japan, it was seized by custom officials at Narita Airport.

Asai is now seeking 2.2 million yen in damages, and is demanding that the court rule the seizure invalid.

At the first instance, the Tokyo District Court, it was ruled that the import ban on the book should be retracted and that the government should pay 700,000 yen in damages to the publishing house president. The Tokyo High Court however overturned that ruling, saying the book “unnecessarily provokes sexual appetite and is an obscene graphic work that goes against a sense of morals on sexuality.“

A similar lawsuit also filed by Asai on another Mapplethorne book ended in 1999 with the Supreme Court acknowledging it is legal for custom inspectors to ban the import of photo collections that can be deemed “obscene”.

The very same book has also been the subject of censorship in the U.K. – in 1998, it was confiscated by police from a Central England University student who was writing a paper on the works of Robert Mapplethorpe. The library from which the book was borrowed was told the book would have to be destroyed.

Another Mapplethorpe book, “Pictures,” was seized from an Australian bookshop by police in 2001.

December 12, 2007

Kittens 12 – lesbian training for the wife

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 12:59 am

boxcover-3952-8291119.jpgA young, rich, spoiled wife, Gwendolyn, is sent by her husband to a lesbian training facility to become a better lover, in a mansion nestled in Bel-Air. Gwendolyn soon meets the lesbian Madame Victoria who immediately puts Gwendolyn in her place and starts to take her down the road to lesbian pleasures. It’s a decadent, sex drenched, pussy licking week that Gwendolyn finds herself immersed in. When you go this deep into pussy, can a woman ever come back? It’s Kittens 12

In the first scene, Gwen (Sunrise) must watch two girls play along side the pool while Mistress Victoria (Taylor) strokes her young body. The action between the girls at the pool is rather tame, but satisfying enough.

The next scene features Gwen’s first encounter with Mistress Victoria’s young slave girl, which is not a particularly great scene. Gwen does not resist as much as a reluctant woman would, yet when she begins to get into the action, she simply licks her partner, who seems as eager as Gwen.

In the following scene, Mistress Victoria takes on another one of her young learners, with most passionate results. The scene includes strap-ons and other toys, and Taylor St. Claire truly demonstrates the sexual powers that she posesses.

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December 11, 2007

Do you know what’s in your Erotic Foods?

Filed under: sex news — Blogs @ 12:57 am

erotic chocolateNorway’s largest erotic chain store (www.kondomeriet.no) was forced to change the labeling on products such as penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body painting, to comply with Norwegian food regulations.

The Norwegian food safety authority, whose goal it is to make sure consumers have healthy and safe food, conducted a surprise inspection at one of the chain’s stores and found that several products violated food labeling regulations, top-selling tabloid VG reported on Tuesday.

"We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product," Kjersti Antonsen, a sexual adviser in the store, told VG.

Products containing food must be marked with a Norwegian label, listing all ingredients.

"We have panties, bras, handcuffs and suspender belts made out of candy," Antonsen said, adding that the store will comply with the regulations and label all its food products.

The food safety authority also said the store also breached rules of importing erotic candy, which should be reported to authorities at least 24 hours before arrival.

December 10, 2007

Whale Tail 2 is a hot fucking sequel

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 12:12 am

boxcover-4050-8345745.jpgBig assed Kaylynn gets picked up hitchhiking by 12″ of black cock, getting her pussy and ass fucked deep! Big titted Francezca deep throats a big cock then gets her tight pussy stretched wide open! Cassie’s whale tail promises her holes will be filled with cock! Naudia & Lorraine make sure to bend over just enough to tease & show off their Whale Tails 2 – what’s better then pretty girls, thongs and jeans?

Hot natural tittied blonde Cassie admires the view while looking out off her balcony completely nude. She puts on her thong and jeans and completes the outfit with a sexy pair of gold heeled sandals and a gold top before heading out by the pool. She finds her friend’s brother Kurt lying out in the sun just wearing a pair of shorts, shades, and a baseball cap. Cassie slides down to tease Kurt’s cock with her tongue before attacking it full on with her mouth and hand; after, Kurt picks her up to go to his sister’s room. Kurt bends her over the balcony railing to tongue her ass before fucking her pussy from behind. Cassie then lets Kurt fuck her missionary style before climbing up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. He pulls her up for some pile driving, and then she moves back on top for a cowgirl ride. They finish things up in missionary before Cassie takes a great facial.

Cute brunette Loretta shows up at Christian’s for a private workout. He has her lie on her stomach to work her legs, and Loretta catches him taking a long look at her whale tail. Christian pulls down her pants to better check out her ass, and in return she pulls down his pants to check him out. Loretta drops down to suck Christian’s cock and he gives her a little help pushing on the back of her head. She bends over for Christian to fuck her from behind before lying back on a bench for Christian to give it to her in missionary. She sucks his cock a little more before he strips her all the way down to bounce on it in both cowgirls. She gets down to take a fairly disappointing facial.

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December 9, 2007

Alien Lesbians Spook Singapore Censors

Filed under: sex news — Blogs @ 12:49 am

Censors in Singapore have banned the highly-anticipated Microsoft game Mass Effect due to a human-on-alien, girl-on-girl love scene. Mass Effect is the first Microsoft video game to be banned in Singapore by the Media Development Authority.

The scene starts with a conversation between two females, one human and one alien. As the music swells, the human places her hand on the alien’s cheek. There is a close-up of them leaning in towards each other, then a Titanic-style shot of a hand pressing up against a window.

The Australian Classifications Board has already rated Mass Effect MA15+, and the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) rated it for ages 12 and over. The BBFC’s description notes that "the single sex scene is brief and undetailed," and explains that the scene is only triggered by a particular series of choices. A heterosexual version of the scene is shown if the player’s character is male. (click to read more…)

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