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January 10, 2008

Totally Stacked

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 9:24 am

boxcover-4037-8334985.jpgBoobs, tits, knockers… What else do you need when you have two luscious ta ta’s right in your face? Knowing that these girls are all Totally Stacked is all it takes for The Whackman to get going!

Jamie is on a stair machine wearing a pair of sheer black panties and a white net top. She’s interrupted by Steven, who’s looking for camels. Jamie doesn’t know anything about camels, but offers to show him her camel toe. They head inside where Jamie shows him again before letting him give it a kiss. Jamie gets skullfucked her before he tongues and fucks her pussy. They get into missionary before moving through reverse cowgirl, doggy, and the traditional cowgirl. Jamie takes a nice facial, keeping her eyes wide open.

Nineteen year old blonde Vanessa fantasizes about giving her tennis pro a lesson in ball handling when her parents are gone. They kiss and grope each other outside before heading inside. They strip down before Vanessa drops down to mouth Justin’s joystick. She bends over for him to play with her pierced pussy before he fucks it. She then rides him reverse cowgirl style and sucks it clean, before turning around to bounce on it cowgirl style. Justin spoons her before nailing her in missionary. She tells Justin to blow his load over her face, but he barely gets any of it that far and instead covers her neck.

When Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Mark’s wife, she changes into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Mark’s lap. She bashes her big fat titties around his face before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like she’s doing to Mark. She titty fucks him before lying back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Vicky sucks Mark’s cock clean then bends over so Mark can give her ass a good tonguing. He rails her pussy from behind and while she lies on her side. Vicky climbs up for a cowgirl ride and moves his cock back into her ass. He picks her up and moves her across the room to a barstool and they keep going in reverse cowgirl anal and doggy anal across the room. Vicky takes a very nice facial from Mark.

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January 8, 2008

Human sexuality professor wants more Euro attitude toward sex

Filed under: sex news — Blogs @ 7:05 am

Sex Education“If we taught driver’s ed the way we teach sex education,” says the professor, his voice assuming a deep, mocking tone, “we’d be saying things like, ‘Stay away from the car. Don’t stand next to the car.’ Yeah, right.”
So it’s a perfect time to teach sex these days if you’re on a college campus, says Robin Sawyer, a public health professor at the University of Maryland.

At 55, the former soccer striker from Yorkshire, England, has been lecturing students on the perils and payoffs of sex for 22 years. He teaches human sexuality to five sections a year; four of them have more than 200 students. This means about 16,000 students have heard him lecture on everything from crocodile dung (an early recipe for female contraception) to foot fetishes, with anatomy, childbirth, infections and lots of other practical details thrown in.

Students raised on a tell-all media diet are eager to talk about everything, have done a good bit of it, but don’t know very much. How strange: They have walked the walk, but they can’t talk the talk.

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January 3, 2008

White Wife Black Cock 5

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 9:24 am

boxcover-4059-8352168.jpg Give em an inch and they’ll take a mile. Marriage vows mean nothing to these hot, horny housewives who crave big black cock. While their husbands are away, these slutty home-makers will play with some big bad black cocks. Nobody suspects a thing as thick dark meat is stuffed deep into the moist mouths and juicy pussies of these white suburban babes. It’s White Wife Black Cock 5.

When Julian and Weed stop by to see Missy’s hubby, she can’t help but tease them. Julian can’t resist moving over to see how serious Missy is, and soon after he’s got his finger in her twat. Missy moves on to suck and stroke both of the guys, and chokes on both guys before lying back for Julian to fuck her missionary style while she keeps sucking Weed’s cock. Missy lets go with several squirts as Julian pumps her, and makes sure that Weed has a turn in her pussy as well. The guys take turns fucking Missy’s ass doggystyle before giving her a cowgirl style double penetration. Missy kicks it up a notch by letting Julian pop in her pussy. Weed finishes things up creaming on Missy’s face.

When Gianna’s man gets a ride home from L.T. after his car breaks down, he quickly heads to the shower. Gianna apologizes for his rudeness and then shows him to the shower. She strips down and goes to work on her pussy with a black dildo as her man sleeps next to her, and both she and L.T. are a bit surprised when he walks in on her. He isn’t sure about getting it on with Gianna, but since she’s ready to go, he moves in to tongue her holes. She takes L.T.’s cock into her throat and then gets on all fours to get boned from behind. Hubby ends up rolling right off the bed without waking up, so Gianna and L. T. keep going through missionary and cowgirl before Gianna takes a nice facial.

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January 1, 2008

Street named Masturbation Meadow

Filed under: sex news — Blogs @ 6:24 am

Villagers in the small town of Cae Onan on the Welsh border with England have launched a petition to change the town’s name because it translates into “Masturbation Meadow”.

The Welsh word Cae means meadow but Onan has no meaning in Welsh other than the biblical figure killed by God for “spilling his seed” instead of impregnating his dead brother’s wife. Onanism is the Welsh word for masturbation.

Julia Newsham, who started the petition, told Associated Newspapers she believed council planners meant to call the village Cae Onnen which translates into Ash Meadow. “Anyone who knows Welsh and the Bible will put two and two together. There is a funny side but it is also embarrassing,” she said. The council said it had no plans to change the town’s name.

December 27, 2007

Test Drive

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 9:24 am

boxcover-4033-8333111.jpgThe Whackman needs a fuckin seatbelt because The Whackman is going on a Test Drive with some of these whores. The Whackman wants some good performance, with an emphasis on how these sluts handle the bumps and grinds. Let’s do this.

Brittney lies back on a bed wearing some black and white checkered panties. She diddles herself with her fingers and a toy before Barrett comes in and offers her the real thing. She works him over orally before letting him return the favor on her bald beaver. Brittney lays back as Barrett tongues her and then lets him slide it in. They go through doggy and cowgirl before she opens her eyes and mouth wide for a nice pop from Barrett which mostly misses her face. She sucks out what’s left and plays with it a little.

Red is in an orange bra and panties and with black and white checkered stockings. She starts herself off with her fingers before she’s joined by Kris. She softly mouths his manhood using slow tongue action before turning around so Kris can tongue her twat, taint, and ass from behind. Red then rides him through the cowgirl styles. Kris plays with Red’s ass while she rides him and continues to massage her pucker while he fucks her from behind. They finish things up in missionary before Kris pulls out to stroke himself onto Red’s stomach.

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December 24, 2007

Carmen Electra mobbed at stripclub

Filed under: celebrities,photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:18 am

Carmen Electra in fishnets hoseCarmen Electra was part of a mob scene in Montreal’s downtown club strip, where she was hosting a burlesque performance at the Opera Nightclub.

There, the two-time Playboy cover girl was jetted in to introduce the "Belluscious" act. And while she wasn’t actually going to be getting up to any sexual antics on stage herself, the crowd was eager to see if they could press the flesh with the former Mrs. Dennis Rodman.

"I’m just a girl from Cincinnati, Ohio, who had big dreams and managed to get here," she told the Globe, shortly before heading onstage. Born Tara Leigh Patrick (her stage name was supplied by none other than the artist currently known as Prince), Electra is also busy shilling her latest video, another entry in her hugely popular Aerobics Striptease series.

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December 20, 2007

Plantin Seeds 2

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 7:19 am

boxcover-3989-8310684.jpgEach of these nasty sluts get their holes crammed with cock then filled deep with nasty cum! Sunny gets her tight pussy fucked hard then loaded with cum! Cytherea gets her twat slammed til she squirts all over! Jamie gags on cock then gets both holes fucked til she farts her load from deep in her ass! These dudes are Plantin Seeds 2.

The lovely Sunny Lane walks up to a house wearing a red dress that shows off her ass extremely well. She’s greeted at the door by Mark, who offers her something to drink before they make their way to the sofa. She heads to the bathroom to change. Sunny emerges in a cute little black and pink outfit and sits on Mark’s lap, kissing him while letting him play with her pussy. He lets her taste his fingers before laying her back to suck her toes. Mark strips off her panties and lets her play with herself as he strips down himself. She gives Mark a passionate kiss before taking him into her throat and bends back for a completely submissive face fucking. Sunny then bounces on his cock reverse cowgirl style while he holds her arms behind her back. Mark gives it to her doggystyle next. She moves up to ride him cowgirl style, and lets Mark knead on her tits as she rides him. He picks her up for a midair cowgirl ride before laying her back for some missionary work. Mark plants his seeds in her pussy before she squirts it back out into his mouth to eat.

Shortly after Joey arrives and heads upstairs, brunettes Cytherea and Jamie, wearing some white and black and pink and black lingerie respectively, head up. Joey greets Cytherea with a kiss as Jamie moves down to suck his cock. Cytherea quickly drops down to help her, and both girls gag on it a bit as they warm Joey up. After Jamie begs Joey to fuck her, he pulls down the lower half of her outfit and moves in to drill her from behind with Cytherea giving his cock some initial guidance. The girls trade places so Joey can fuck Cytherea to a squirt, and after a bit more lets Jamie back on for a cowgirl ride. It doesn’t take Cytherea long to squirt when she gets her turn, and she doesn’t limit herself to just one. When it’s time for Jamie to get a little more cock, she swallow’s Joey’s cock with each of her holes reverse cowgirl style, and hops off so she can suck her ass off his cock. Joey plugs her ass in doggy and when he pops some on her ass, Cytherea yells at him for going on her ass rather than in her ass, and licks it up while also testing out Jamie’s asshole with her tongue. Jamie cumfarts out a nice load that both girls lick up.

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