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July 16, 2006

Definitely not the tattoo you want in prison!

Filed under: humor,photos — Simon @ 6:05 am

Tattooed Back photo - definitely not for prisonA couple of months ago we had some interesting ideas for around the pussy tattoos posted here, but the one shown here really wins the prize for “Voted Most Popular Prisoner” in my book.

I definitely would not want to go to prison with this tattoo. I guess I’m not much interested in being Most Popular Prisoner. Nope, not one of my goals.

Now I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with wanting to go to prison with a tattoo like that.

I mean, to each his own.

I’m just saying it would not be anywhere on my list of good prison [tag]tattoos[/tag].

YMMV

July 15, 2006

I’m a Mac, I’m a PC…and I Love Internet Porn!

Filed under: celebrities,humor,video clips — Simon @ 6:37 am
Dave Chappelle loves Internet pornI’m sure you’ve seen some of the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” commercials on TV by now. I think there are about six different versions.This video clip is something Dave Chappelle did back when Mac was running their “Switch” campaign, but for some reason I hadn’t seen it before. So I figured maybe you haven’t seen in either.Click the image here to start the video.


July 14, 2006

Sex workers can’t get no respect (and are tired of it)

Filed under: photos,sex news — Simon @ 12:30 pm

SexWorkerRallyThis photo is from a demonstration held yesterday on the steps of the courthouse in Las Vegas.

The group, composed of [tag]prostitutes[/tag], [tag]strippers[/tag] and men and women of the night, called for more respect and stronger legal protections for legal and illegal workers in the sex industry. They complained that a series of new anti-human trafficking laws restrict their freedom and called for the decriminalization of the world’s oldest profession.

I have to agree with them. I think that spending the money we’re wasting locking up prostitutes and their johns could be spent in much better ways. We need to take a hard look at the things we’re trying so hard to control and realize that we need to get our noses out of what people want to do with each other.

You can read more about the demonstration and what they’re trying to achieve in the story linked here: Vegas sex workers demand rights, respect

July 11, 2006

Texas Says “Kinky” Is Okay

Filed under: celebrities,humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 6:49 pm
Kinky Friedman KinkyToon

If you don’t already know that Texas could wind up with a Jewish governor named Kinky Friedman, you haven’t been watching the news.

The latest development is that this writer of detective novels and leader of The Texas Jewboys, a satirical country and western band, has now been approved to have “Kinky” included with his name on the ballot. Some think Kinky’s campaign is a publicity stunt, but if it is, it’s one being guided by the consultant who helped Jesse Ventura (pro wrestler) become governor of Minnesota in 1998.

Click on the image above to watch one of the “KinkyToons” he’s using to get the message out. This one features some of Kinky’s musician friends–including Willie Nelson, Billie Joe Shaver, Bruce Robison, Kelly Willis, the Dixie Chicks, and Pat Green.

“I support gay marriage,” Friedman said in 2005, “I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”

If you want to know more about Kinky’s platform and his effort to win as an Independent in Texas, check out his website below.

Kinky Friedman for Governor 2006

July 10, 2006

Advertise on a hooker

Filed under: humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 5:01 am

Ads on Hooker's ThighsThis is a website for a Dutch advertising agency showing ads for beer, cars and other things on the thighs and cleavage of [tag]prostitutes[/tag]. The agency is actually a fake, and the site was built by a design student who chose satire as his way to protest against seeing too much advertising.

The website also shows ads painted on zoo animals, fish in aquariums, and large floating billboards over popular beaches. Anyone foolish enough to take him seriously, and call the agency, gets placed on hold and played sales messages until they hang up.

Click the image to open a new window with the website. The text is in Dutch but just wait for it to load and then click the “In Stores Now” graphic and you’ll be able to use the menu buttons on the left to navigate the site.

July 9, 2006

Fuck, Fucking, Fuckers, Fucked and more!

Filed under: humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 8:22 pm

At the end of June I posted a “Funny fucking dance routine” video. In that post I used the word “[tag]fuck[/tag]” a lot to satisfy those who didn’t think I said it enough. Today I found this other video which nicely explains all of the ways that this most excellent word can be used. I thought I’d share it here for all you fuckers who can’t fucking get e-fucking-nuff of it.

July 7, 2006

Porn isn’t all that makes me happy

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 11:24 am

buddychristBesides the fact that [tag]Dogma[/tag] is one of those movies that makes me laugh everytime I watch it, the [tag]Buddy Christ[/tag] icon is also used as a small symbol of recognition in some corners of the adult webmaster world.

It’s not like an Academy Award or anything, it really just signifies that someone has been in existence long enough, and has made the proper amount of comments necessary, to prove they’re a relatively upstanding member of that community.

So, anyway, on to my actual point.

Today, after years of diligently toiling in the salt mines that are the world of the adult webmaster, I will have finally earned my own Buddy Christ.

If I had a dancing banana smilie I’d stick one on the end of this post.

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