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June 30, 2006

Fucking funny dance routine

Filed under: commentary,humor,video clips — Simon @ 7:46 am

This is a porn blog so some people think I need to say “fuck” and “fucking” a lot more. I figured I’ll try it with this post. Since I’m fucking old enough to remember all of the fucking dances this fuck includes in his fucking routine, it really made me fucking laugh to watch him work his fucking way from the fucking 50s through today. Just click on the fucking video to start the fuck doing his show…

Yanno, it looks like this fuck gets a hell of a fucking workout during the six fucking minutes or so that he performs here. I thought the guy was pretty fucking funny, so I’d think he gets plenty of fucking gigs. Made me fucking wonder why he’s not a bit fucking thinner.

Note to the “you need to use more ‘fuck’ in your posts” people: Okay, I fucking tried it. Not fucking sure how the fuck much I like it. Just fucking seems like extra fucking words to me.

How about you? Did you find this pretty fucking entertaining? Did you miss the fucking sarcasm completely? Click on the fucking comment link below to tell me what the fuck you think.

2 Comments »

  1. When you’re pissed off and aren’t afraid to show how pissed off you really are, the word “fuck” works wonders.

    Example: “I went to the fucking store and bought myself some motherfucking cigs.” Sounds like a guy whos in a bad mood for no apparent reason.

    Example 2: “A fucking blogger called my mother a big fat ugly slut. I’m gonna go fuck that motherfucker up.” This guy sounds like an overreacting psycho but at least you know why he’s not feeling rosey.

    Example 3: “Man, I got a fucking headache.” Here, you got motive (pain in the brain) and a tinge of emotion perfect for the occasion.

    Bottom line? blog + fucking awesome writing – emotion = Wolf Blitzer.

    Comment by Halfdeck — July 5, 2006 @ 6:46 am

  2. […] At the end of June I posted a “Funny fucking dance routine” video. In that post I used the word “fuck” a lot to satisfy those who didn’t think I said it enough. Today I found this other video which nicely explains all of the ways that this most excellent word can be used. I thought I’d share it here for all you fuckers who can’t fucking get e-fucking-nuff of it. […]

    Pingback by The XLog : An X-Rated Weblog » Fuck, Fucking, Fuckers, Fucked and more! — July 9, 2006 @ 8:03 am

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