Of their 3 a.m. strip-club sojourn, the sanguine tourists would later explain, the lap dances were not for the grind, but for the conversation and company. The visitors – two women from California – each picked a private dancer from the lingerie armada at Seamless Gentlemen’s Club and, well, chatted with entertainers at the going rate: $20 a dance, tip not included.
“It’s sort of a bonding thing,” said Ana Monje, 28, of her Saturday morning lap dance with Raven, a black-maned Seamless [tag]stripper[/tag] in a white bustier. “It was kind of like a break from the guys. We talked about moisturizer.”
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I’m all for watching porn movies. I think that masturbation is a good thing. In my younger days I was know to enjoy having a drink or ten. And I’ve always liked to drive fine cars whenever I can. But combining all of those things at the same time can be a problem.
Or at least it was for Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin.
A lawsuit filed last week states that he was drunk and [tag]masturbating[/tag] while watching [tag]pornography[/tag] in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he crashed into a parked Chevy Suburban back in March.
Somehow I know there’s going to be a big outcry and gnashing of teeth over how pornography and masturbation was the cause of the problem. Wrong! The problem was this guy doesn’t know how to manage his vices. You can do what you want to do, Eddie, but you can’t do them all at the same time with no regard to where you are or what else you’re doing.
This is a case of someone with bad impulse control, but I just know the PTB (powers that be) will find a way to gain some anti-porn/anti-sex points over it.
The accident was caught on the surveilance video of the Santana Foods store across the street. The video shows Griffin in the store pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, “I can’t go to jail.” It also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn’t have a driver’s license, and has him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who’s SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods. The news site where I found the story has the video coded in a way that makes it hard to show to you here, but you can watch it on the page below if you want to see for yourself.
Wolves Player Watched Porn, Caused Crash
How the fuck do you sleep through someone shoving a lightbulb up your ass?
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. He said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn’t know the bulb was there.
Here’s a photograph of Dr. Aftab Ahmed looking at an X-ray of Mohammad at a hospital in Multan on June 28, 2006.
“We had to take it out intact,” said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. “Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation.”
From the original story “Operation removes lightbulb from anus” (on Yahoo News).
Here’s a video I think you’ll enjoy. This pretty little barista wanders around offering folks some cream for their coffee. Check out the reactions from the customers when they see where the cream is coming from.
This video is from a post called “Excuse Me, I need a re-fill” on my friend Chop’s blog. You’ll always find a link to Chop On The Lake on my sidebar here because I enjoy his laid-back Southern approach to porn. You should check it out sometime and see if you like it too.
This is a porn blog so some people think I need to say “fuck” and “fucking” a lot more. I figured I’ll try it with this post. Since I’m fucking old enough to remember all of the fucking dances this fuck includes in his fucking routine, it really made me fucking laugh to watch him work his fucking way from the fucking 50s through today. Just click on the fucking video to start the fuck doing his show…
Yanno, it looks like this fuck gets a hell of a fucking workout during the six fucking minutes or so that he performs here. I thought the guy was pretty fucking funny, so I’d think he gets plenty of fucking gigs. Made me fucking wonder why he’s not a bit fucking thinner.
Note to the “you need to use more ‘fuck’ in your posts” people: Okay, I fucking tried it. Not fucking sure how the fuck much I like it. Just fucking seems like extra fucking words to me.
How about you? Did you find this pretty fucking entertaining? Did you miss the fucking sarcasm completely? Click on the fucking comment link below to tell me what the fuck you think.
The thing is, I’m one of those people who usually isn’t much impressed by animation. And I definitely don’t find most of it hot enough to get all excited about.
But this is really some incredible work.
Seriously, the quality of this one is so fine that for some reason I find myself wishing they’d made her look older so I don’t think it’s wrong to get a hard-on watching her move.
Speaking of moving, you can just click on the image to get her moving right here. Or you can click the link below to see her in larger size.
The linked file below is a Flash file, so it’ll get as big as you want to stretch your browser window.
Fuckable Animation – click here
Yesterday we added 58 new free movie sites to XRatedTV’s link list section. We found a new group of premium sites that we think are worth checking out and all of these new free sites have sample video clips taken from their member areas. The new free movie sites are in the anal sex, facials, asians, MILFs, sluts, blowjobs, cumshots, and gangbangs categories. If you want to check them out for yourself, the membership sites which supplied the video clips in the free sites are Ass Hookers, Dirty Anal Girls, DP FuckFest,
Faces of Goo, Hooked On Ass, My Asian Dreams, Poke My Mom, Poke My Throat, and Young Dirty Sluts. Enjoy the clips in new free sites and look for the full-length movies in the premium sites’s member areas.
