Nope, I didn’t spell that wrong. I really meant would you go to Hungary for some [tag]illicit sex[/tag]. ‘Cause that’s what the Hungarian tourism authority is promoting in their latest email campaign, which features an animated cartoon with a guy hiding his wedding ring and having sex with a young blonde. There’s a link to the video in the full story at “Exactly what kind of tourists do they want?”
Hard to believe, but on Friday we saw a report that Provincetown, Massachusetts is now getting a reputation as an “anti-straight” destination. Visit Provincetown and you may get heckled as a “babymaker” or a “breeder.” Nice way for New England’s gay capital to be acting. Sure, maybe there’s been gay bashing over the years But does that mean that turnabout is fair play? Yeah, then where’s the fuckin’ reacharound? Read the whole story at Gays accused of discrimination in resort town.
This cracked me up so I’m passing it on to you. My friend The Walrus has a blog where he posted this Britney Spears Spoof video. Check it out and see if makes you laugh too.
Last Thurday a policewoman was given a cautionary warning that while working undercover as a [tag]prostitute[/tag] would be okay, it wasn’t okay to actually be a prostitute as a part-time job. Read the story at Cop censured for under the covers work
I usually think of New Zealand as being pretty liberal when it comes to TV ads. But Japanese carmaker Nissan has just pulled a raunchy commercial starring “Sex and the City” actress Kim Cattrall from New Zealand television after complaints over its content.
The video clip here has Kim purring with excitement about Nissan’s new sedan in one of the commercials. See if you think this is worth complaining about.
There are two other commercials. In one of them she gushes, “Why didn’t you tell me it was so big, I just wasn’t prepared for it? “The all-new Nissan Tiida makes you feel really, really, really good inside.” In another she tells a salesman: “Ah! That was amazing. Absolutely fabulous! I mean the great body and the way you moved it.”
And for that New Zealanders are complaining? What the fuck is wrong with those idiots?! I swear, I think this world has far too many people with their heads far too far up other people’s asses.
Yeah, that’s a big fucking cock, that is. And that’s a flaccid whale cock. Just imagine that fucker fully erect and headed your way. Yeah, duck is right.
Click the photo for a larger view in a new window, and read on to learn what I found to go with this photo.
A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it cums. That’s right. Over 400 gallons.
But here’s the thing. Only about 10% of that 400 gallons actually gets into the female whale. So that leaves about 360 gallons of blue whale moneyshot spilled all over the place everytime one of these big bastards lets go a load.
Still wondering why the oceans are so salty?
(Some math notes for those who care: A typical human cums about 2 to 6 milliliters (ml). A milliliter is 0.00023 gallon. Using 4ml as an average human cum shot, and roughing the numbers a little, it would take about 1,000 human cumshots to fill a gallon container. Using tight numbers, it would be 440,489 human cumshots to equal the volume of one blue whale ejaculation. Yep, nearly half a million of us, or almost a million if we’re fucking someone, just to equal one whale cumshot. So I don’t want to hear any complaints about people fucking in the ocean. It’s not us getting it all salty!)
I was looking at new video galleries to add this morning and found this one called “After school blowjob” that I liked.
This little Lori Anderson chick definitely looks like she enjoys doing the ‘job.’ It seems that she’s an [tag]amateur[/tag] with a real ‘taste’ for cum. My kind of girl.
You can also check out her Sweet Cum Girl site for more. (and click image to watch video)
