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July 7, 2006

Porn isn’t all that makes me happy

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 11:24 am

buddychristBesides the fact that [tag]Dogma[/tag] is one of those movies that makes me laugh everytime I watch it, the [tag]Buddy Christ[/tag] icon is also used as a small symbol of recognition in some corners of the adult webmaster world.

It’s not like an Academy Award or anything, it really just signifies that someone has been in existence long enough, and has made the proper amount of comments necessary, to prove they’re a relatively upstanding member of that community.

So, anyway, on to my actual point.

Today, after years of diligently toiling in the salt mines that are the world of the adult webmaster, I will have finally earned my own Buddy Christ.

If I had a dancing banana smilie I’d stick one on the end of this post.

3 Comments »

  1. WOOT!!! Congrats on reaching that wonderful milestone!! You are a credit to the WM industry and double for having the endurance to make it to 1000.

    “Through the Looking Glass”. That poem, “The Walrus and the Carpenter” that’s an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or… or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter’s son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do… what do they do? They… They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don’t know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one’s inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions… by inhibiting our decisions, out of… out of fear of some… some intangible parent figure who… who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says… and says, “Do it – Do it and I’ll fuckin’ spank you. “

    Comment by docholly — July 7, 2006 @ 11:54 am

  2. Congradulations on reaching the Buddy Christ milestone and proveing to the world that you are truly warped.
    Here’s a banana for you

    Comment by TijuanaPat — July 7, 2006 @ 12:18 pm

  3. Congrats on the Buddy Christ award. I’ve always been bad at writing these kind of things in which proper justice is do so rather than continue to look stupid trying, I’ll simply quit typing. Congrats!!!

    Comment by The Walrus — July 11, 2006 @ 6:38 pm

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