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June 23, 2006

Bukkake Cookies

Filed under: humor,premium sites,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 6:14 am

Bukkake CookiesHere’s something sure to brighten up your next party. Or maybe, if you’ve had enough of your local PTA, these might be the perfect thing to bring to the next school bake sale.

The cookies are actually pretty easy to make. And the reaction when people see them is priceless. You can tell right away who’s looked at [tag]bukkake[/tag] porn online!

You can find the recipe on this page: Bukkake Cookies

The Porn Bread site also has instructions for making penis pretzels, [tag]viagra[/tag] cupcakes, ejaculating eclairs, and many more.

While you’re waiting for the cookies to bake, here are a couple of movies galleries you can check out. You’ll find three movie clips on each page. You can start with “Tampa Bukkake Damsel In Distress Party” and then take a look at “Ebony Natalie Gang Banged by White Guys”

Both of those are from Tampa Bukkake, which features American-style bukkake events.

June 22, 2006

Wife kills husband with sword

Filed under: humor,sex news,sports — Simon @ 6:29 am

China stabbingThis could be a case of [tag]Femdom[/tag] gone too far! In Beijing, China, a 25 year old woman has been arrested for killing her husband with a sword because he refused to make dinner for her. But we’re not talking about an isolated crime of passion here. No, the police report on the crime says that this little lady has been forcing her husband to carry out her demands at the tip of her sword for years. Well, I guess the poor guy could have left her if he didn’t like getting shoved around by pointy objects. To each his own I guess, but personally I’d rather be sticking something into someone than getting something stuck into me. YMMV

June 20, 2006

X Rated TV Link List

Filed under: free sites,sex news,video clips,xrt news — Simon @ 6:17 pm

A new section of the X Rated TV site is online now. The Link List is where you’ll find thousands of categorized multi-page free movie sites listed, along with categorized movie paysites, webcams, and [tag]pay-per-view[/tag] movie theaters. We’ll be adding more links to that section every day now. You can check it out for yourself at the link below.

X Rated TV – Free Hardcore Porn Movies Link List

June 13, 2006

Perverted Breakfast Cereals

Filed under: humor — Simon @ 6:32 pm

These have nothing at all to do with videos or movies.
They just struck me as very funny when I saw them.

Porn FlakesVice Crispies


I could just visualize them all lined up so very nicely on the shelves of the grocery store, one next to another: Porn Flakes, Vice Crispies, Cheery Hos, Kink Crunch. And check out the text on the boxes: “Now Fortified with Voyeurism”

Cheery HosKinx Crunch


Now a place like that would be my kind of grocery store! It made me think about what else I might find as I wandered up and down some other aisles.

Hey, if you think these are funny too, they’re available as novelty items from a company called Wicked Cool Stuff. They’re about six bucks apiece and you can see these four and eight more on this page.

June 7, 2006

Whore Wagon Strapon Girls

Filed under: premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 10:23 am

Whore Wagon Strapon Girls fucking with clear strapon
Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

You may have seen other ‘sluts banged on a bus’ sites, but at Whore Wagon you’ll find hot new girls who’ve never been in a video before. And they use exclusive content too, so you won’t see these wild Vegas whores anywhere else.

Whore Wagon uses their own fleet of Party Limos to cruise the streets of [tag]Las Vegas[/tag] while picking up and fucking some of the hottest, nastiest [tag]sluts[/tag] you’ll ever see.

Whore Wagon Strapon Girls ass fucking with a strapon
The two video samples here are some of the girls warming each other up to get ready for what comes next.

Just click on the images to play the videos.

As the guys at Whore Wagon say, “Once you see the kind of hardcore shit that happens in our limos, you’re going to bet your ass, you’ll want to book the next flight out to Vegas baby!”

May 30, 2006

Batwoman is a lesbian?

Filed under: humor,sex news — Simon @ 3:03 pm

BBC News reports that Comic book heroine Batwoman is to make a comeback as a “lipstick [tag]lesbian[/tag]” who moonlights as a crime fighter. Evidently she will be a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another character, ex-police detective Renee Montoya.

The new-look Batwoman is just one of a wave of “ethnically and sexually diverse” characters entering the DC Comics universe. Might make for some interesting new videos once some adult producers jump on this one.

BBC NEWS story: “Batwoman hero returns as lesbian”

May 26, 2006

Masturbate-A-Thon: Come for a Cause!

Filed under: humor,sex news — Simon @ 7:12 pm

The Center for Sex and Culture’s National Masturbation Month plans include Masturbate-a-Thon San Francisco. Founder and director Carol Queen, Ph.D. announced that the Center for Sex & Culture will hold its fifth annual fund-raising Masturbate-a-Thon on May 27, 2006.

Doors open at 5:00 for regular participants and at 4:00 for those attempting to set this year’s time record. The event is one of many National [tag]Masturbation[/tag] Month events planned around the US and Canada, including many sponsored Masturbate-a-Thons. Unlike most of the others, the CSC’s Masturbate-a-Thon is a live group event at which participants will raise funds by getting others to sponsor them for each minute they masturbate. CSC will hold the event at 398 11th Street in San Francisco.
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