Perverted Breakfast Cereals
These have nothing at all to do with videos or movies.
They just struck me as very funny when I saw them.
I could just visualize them all lined up so very nicely on the shelves of the grocery store, one next to another: Porn Flakes, Vice Crispies, Cheery Hos, Kink Crunch. And check out the text on the boxes: “Now Fortified with Voyeurism”
Now a place like that would be my kind of grocery store! It made me think about what else I might find as I wandered up and down some other aisles.
Hey, if you think these are funny too, they’re available as novelty items from a company called Wicked Cool Stuff. They’re about six bucks apiece and you can see these four and eight more on this page.
[…] I see my buddy Walrus found a video about Porn Flakes – The Breakfast with a Boner that he has on his blog now. It reminded me of our Perverted Breakfast Cereal Boxes post back in June, so I’m mentioning it here for everyone who agrees that it’s the most important meal of the day. […]
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