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December 15, 2007

Under Pimp Arrest

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boxcover-4043-8339989.jpgBig pimpin’ takes center stage as Big Daddy has money on his mind and his bitches in line. The Whackman has been invited to hang with real-life pimps from South Central LA, from the time they wake up until the last hours of the night, and see what it be like when a real pimp takes control. Black is beautiful as sexy whores throw down with a ghetto fuck-a-thon of phat asses, juicy pussies, bad ass blowjobs and graphic anal sex. These bitches are Under Pimp Arrest – and will assume the position.

When Mr. Johnson drops new ho Lori off, Taylor swings by to pick her up. They quickly agree on a price before heading to a cheap motel. Lori quickly gets the money exchange out of the way before letting Taylor explore under her sexy blue dress. He pulls her yellow panties aside to tongue her pussy before they both strip down so she can suck his cock. She starts out dominant and then lies back so Taylor can fuck her face and so she can lick his balls before they sixty-nine. Taylor gives it to Lori missionary style before letting her climb up to ride him cowgirl style. They also get in a bit of doggystyle and spooning. Taylor has Lori take off her shoes to pry her mouth open as wide as possible for him to pop in.

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December 12, 2007

Kittens 12 – lesbian training for the wife

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boxcover-3952-8291119.jpgA young, rich, spoiled wife, Gwendolyn, is sent by her husband to a lesbian training facility to become a better lover, in a mansion nestled in Bel-Air. Gwendolyn soon meets the lesbian Madame Victoria who immediately puts Gwendolyn in her place and starts to take her down the road to lesbian pleasures. It’s a decadent, sex drenched, pussy licking week that Gwendolyn finds herself immersed in. When you go this deep into pussy, can a woman ever come back? It’s Kittens 12

In the first scene, Gwen (Sunrise) must watch two girls play along side the pool while Mistress Victoria (Taylor) strokes her young body. The action between the girls at the pool is rather tame, but satisfying enough.

The next scene features Gwen’s first encounter with Mistress Victoria’s young slave girl, which is not a particularly great scene. Gwen does not resist as much as a reluctant woman would, yet when she begins to get into the action, she simply licks her partner, who seems as eager as Gwen.

In the following scene, Mistress Victoria takes on another one of her young learners, with most passionate results. The scene includes strap-ons and other toys, and Taylor St. Claire truly demonstrates the sexual powers that she posesses.

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December 10, 2007

Whale Tail 2 is a hot fucking sequel

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boxcover-4050-8345745.jpgBig assed Kaylynn gets picked up hitchhiking by 12″ of black cock, getting her pussy and ass fucked deep! Big titted Francezca deep throats a big cock then gets her tight pussy stretched wide open! Cassie’s whale tail promises her holes will be filled with cock! Naudia & Lorraine make sure to bend over just enough to tease & show off their Whale Tails 2 – what’s better then pretty girls, thongs and jeans?

Hot natural tittied blonde Cassie admires the view while looking out off her balcony completely nude. She puts on her thong and jeans and completes the outfit with a sexy pair of gold heeled sandals and a gold top before heading out by the pool. She finds her friend’s brother Kurt lying out in the sun just wearing a pair of shorts, shades, and a baseball cap. Cassie slides down to tease Kurt’s cock with her tongue before attacking it full on with her mouth and hand; after, Kurt picks her up to go to his sister’s room. Kurt bends her over the balcony railing to tongue her ass before fucking her pussy from behind. Cassie then lets Kurt fuck her missionary style before climbing up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. He pulls her up for some pile driving, and then she moves back on top for a cowgirl ride. They finish things up in missionary before Cassie takes a great facial.

Cute brunette Loretta shows up at Christian’s for a private workout. He has her lie on her stomach to work her legs, and Loretta catches him taking a long look at her whale tail. Christian pulls down her pants to better check out her ass, and in return she pulls down his pants to check him out. Loretta drops down to suck Christian’s cock and he gives her a little help pushing on the back of her head. She bends over for Christian to fuck her from behind before lying back on a bench for Christian to give it to her in missionary. She sucks his cock a little more before he strips her all the way down to bounce on it in both cowgirls. She gets down to take a fairly disappointing facial.

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December 8, 2007

Bangin’ The Girl Next Door

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bangin-the-girl-next-door.jpgAh The WhackMan loves that goddamn Teen niche… Director Rocco Sands teams up with Demolition Video to bring us a nearly flawless 3-scene flick entitled Bangin’ The Girl Next Door.

First up is hot blond 19 year old Fallon Sommers and her tight motherfuckin’ body. Lee Stone face fucks the shit out of her then quickly goes balls deep in her tight little box, showing this sweet piece of ass what it’s like to get fucked by a serious porn professional.

Sophia and her big fake and perfectly tanned tits are up next. Brett Rockman and Benjamin Bratt both take turns mouth raping this bitch, then get their hot fingercuff action on, Mr. Bratt at one point stuffing Sophia’s g-string into her mouth ahead of his dick. These dudes continue to violate the fuck outta this young girl, segueing into some hot DP action. Sophia loves it all. She is a slut, and while both her dudes cum on her face she rubs their balls like a pro. Bravo, Sophia!

Bangin’ The Girl Next Door then takes a turn for the worst. Gia Jordan claims to be only 23, and that may indeed be true, but she looks like one of The WhackMan’s fucking aunts with that big ol’ ass of hers. Tyce Bune ain’t exactly in the throes of his prime either, but what really fucked The WhackMan up was the sound of Ms. Jordan’s annoying voice. The WhackMan couldn’t stay hard.

We were on our way to greatness till that fucking last scene, but The WhackMan was still able to take care of business with this one.

December 6, 2007

Teen Land 6

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Teen Land 6 - DVD boxcover Here is a land where hot teen starlets discover their sexuality. All wild young sluts sojourn in Teen Land in order to learn how sexy they can be. Is their any reason why The Whackman shouldn’t want to join them? Let’s fuckin do this…

Loni, a Latina with large breasts and a big butt, unfortunately has big belly also. She is dressed in a skimpy purple top and shorts that are too small for her. When Pussyman enters, they start off with a little foreplay; neck kissing, nipple sucking. With her on her hands and knees, he begins a nasty little bit of anus licking. Dude licks her pussy from behind while finger fucking her, then switches to licking her from the front. She then gives an excellent blowjob while he lies back on the couch. Loni rides him good and hard as a cowgirl. They get some mid-air action before going back to missionary and some reverse cowgirl. Dude cums in her mouth.

Kitty starts things off in a little pink top, short blue jean shorts and tennis shoes looking oh so sexy for two lucky dudes. After undressing her, one dude licks her perfect little shaven pussy while she sucks off the other. Kitty trades back and forth sucking one then blowing the other. This slut sucks cock like a true champion. The scene progresses to a reverse cowgirl on one dude while she continues to suck on the other. Then Kitty is banged doggystyle by one dude while still sucking the other. Next, she rides one fellow cowboy whilst continuing to blow the other fellow. At no time in this entire scene is either dude ever left to his own devices. Kitty services both continuously. It ends with both dudes ejaculating on her pretty little face.

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December 3, 2007

Chunky Pizza Party

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Chunky Pizza Party - DVD boxcover The Whackman is hungry for a piece of chunky pizza pie… These thick sluts are serving it up nice and hot, so The Whackman’s cannoli is out for these pudgy piglets to enjoy. It’s a Chunky Pizza Party…fuhgedaboutit!

Juan has Teryn, a chunky brunette with a bad haircut and some decent glasses, say hello to his little friend. She engulfs his cock and breaks out her big fat titties. Juan fingers her pussy and slaps her ass before fucking her bald beaver from behind. He has Teryn suck her juices off his cock before she lies back for some missionary work. Teryn rides Juan cowgirl style, before turning around so Juan can drill her in doggystyle again. She moves to the floor for pile driving before Juan gives her an okay facial.

La Nena, a heavily tattooed Latino with a bit of meat on her bones, shows up at the hot tub Guy is decorating with candles to say goodbye before she heads to her last pizza party. She goes after Guy’s cock orally as he admires her ample ass. La Nena moves up to ride Guy cowgirl style before he picks her up and sets her down to fuck her missionary style. They keep it going with a bit of doggy and reverse cowgirl before Guy gives La Nena a decent facial.

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November 30, 2007

“All About Ass 12” – a great all-anal movie

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All About Ass - DVD boxcoverThe Whackman is in a #2 hole kinda mood. Fuck the pussy – it’s All About Ass 12.

Japan, a pretty black/asian girl with a great ass, has her buttplug already in place as she does a booty dance. Darren comes in and she follows him to the bed, where he lays back a lets Japan give him one hell of a blowjob.

Her ass gets opened up in doggy. From doggy, they spoon and then get into missionary. Reverse cowgirl is on tap next and after, Darren slams her from underneath as she lays back against his chest. She does lots of a2m. She then dismounts and lays on her back and Darren puts a coat of cream on her lips that runs down both sides of her cheeks.

Hannah, a stunning foreign bombshell, is wearing all black bra and panties with matching stocking. She finger fucks her ass a bit before inserting a dildo. Mark, already hard, comes in and Hannah gives his cock a couple of licks before delivering a great bj. After that bit of heaven, she mounts Mark in reverse cowgirl and his cock goes straight up her tight ass. The Whackman loves her moans and the pace is perfect.

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