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November 28, 2007

Plantin Seeds

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 6:42 am

The Whackman hopes to be Plantin Seeds with these whores. Hungry pussies are going to open wide to take on huge cocks, while innocent assholes get fucked recklessly. Messy internal jizz shots are everywhere as these cuties love to eat cum, as cream pies ooze from moist pussies and ass crack. Let’s fuckin do this.

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Knockout brunette Simony lays out in the sun and watches Nick as he waters her bushes. He comes in to get paid when he finishes, but Simony doesn’t plan on paying him with cash. He kisses her tits through her bikini top before moving it to the side to get at the real thing. He warms up each of Simony’s holes and then Simony sucks his cock in return. She lets Nick spoon her bald beaver and then moves up to ride him cowgirl style before letting Nick spear her sphincter doggystyle. They keep it going with a bit of reverse cowgirl style for each of Simony’s holes before Nick sprays his spooge inside her. Simony pops off and lets it drip out onto the floor below her.

Brunette Vanda and dirty blonde Liz relax on a patio when they’re found by Frank. They focus on Liz before working the oral love around with a double blowjob for Frank. Liz gets the first fuck, which she takes from behind. Vanda takes her turn missionary style next as Liz works her mouth around her body, before sitting back in a chair to watch Liz get her ass worked from behind. She sucks Liz’s ass off Frank’s cock. Vanda then gets a chance with a little reverse cowgirl anal. Liz sucks Vanda’s ass off Frank’s cock and lets him have another go at her pussy from behind before ‘popping’ in it. Vanda sits below and lets it flow out of Liz’s pussy and onto her face.

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November 26, 2007

Chunky Girls Club – dvd review

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 12:28 am

Chunky Girls Club - DVD boxcoverThe Whackman can appreciate a sexy big girl — they are shade in the winter and heat in the summer. So let’s take a dip into the Chunky Girls Club and see if they are certified to be in the big beautiful women niche.

When cute little redhead Gen doubts that chunky dirty blonde Roxy is really a lesbian, she puts her to the test and pulls out her pink vibrator—she goes right to work on Roxy’s bald beaver with her tongue and a purple vibe. She holds the vibe on Roxy’s pussy as she fucks her with the fleshy dildo Roxy has. Roxy holds a second vibe on her clit while Gen fucks her, and gets into it to the point that Gen wonders if Roxy is really a dyke. She lays back for Roxy to prove it to her tonguing her twat, and even lets her work on her shaved pussy with a pink vibe. After Roxy makes her cum Gen finally admits that Roxy is a dyke.

When Gen tells big boned brunette Tanya about the “hook-nosed heifer” at the man-haters club, Tanya offers to try to make things better. She goes after Gen’s sweet little titties with her hands and then strips off her own top so Gen can go after her big fat titties in return. After they work back and forth, Gen and Tanya strip down and Gen dives into Tanya’s bushy beaver. Gen moves on to fuck Tanya with G-spot vibe that her body swallows up as quick as if it were a jelly donut, and after Tanya cums, Gen lies back so that Tanya can get some. After Tanya tongues it a bit, she adds a purple vibrator to Gen’s pussy and helps Gen to have another orgasm.

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November 24, 2007

“I Fucked My High School Teacher 2” – DVD Review

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 9:40 am

I Fucked My High School Teacher - DVD boxcoverScrewing your high school teacher can sure guarantee the highest possible grade. See some girls that love homework, especially when it’s ten inches long! Let’s see the whores who can actually say, “I Fucked My High School Teacher 2”.

A sexy blonde named Sugarcane is a sexy 19 year old who has a bangin body. After stripping down and showing us her great package, Mr. Cheeks dives right into her pussy with his tongue and fingers and then she wraps her mouth around his manhood to reciprocate. Then they 69 and The Whackman doesn’t blame him fro wanting to dip into that cunt again. Sugarcane hops on top of him in cowgirl and gets that pussy worn and torn before getting doggy rammed and her tits get creamed on.

An auburn haired slut named Reese takes her top off and shows her fuckable looking body off to the camera and then Mr. Cheeks pops his cock into her mouth shortly after. He then eats her out before having her ride him in reverse cowgirl. Reese turns around and continues to get her cunt uppercutted before getting into doggystyle. Mr. Cheeks squirts her with cum in the back of her throat and she gags a bit before spitting it all over his cock.

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November 22, 2007

“All About Ass 14” – dvd review

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 7:48 am

boxcover-2555-3096442.jpgYou can continue being a pussy, but why not make an ass out of some slut instead—after all, it’s All About Ass 14.

The scene starts with German babe Anna, wearing a black mesh see through catsuit, doing a sexy little tease/dance. This blonde, with big enhanced melons and a terrific shapely body, walks over to a lounge chair and gets on all fours to show off her backside. Mark soon joins and she sucks him off well. He penetrates her ass from behind first. Reverse cowgirl follows and Anna really starts to get vocal. The pace is hard and fast, then she spins around for some cowgirl. They switch to missionary and these two still haven’t slowed down. Mark even sucks her toes while pumping away at her ass. We also get a few good gapes before he unloads several streams of nut on her open mouth and chin.

Almost the same as the first, scene two opens with some tease footage. Diamond is also a big boobed (fake) blonde. Her face is pretty average but she does have a nice body. She sits on the sofa for an anal solo session. Mark then comes to get sucked and her bj skills could use a little work. Anyway it’s on to the usual positions missionary is the highlight, but the chemistry was off and Diamond didn’t have a good showing. She takes a very weak pop on the tongue.

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November 20, 2007

Legal Skin 16 – hot Hungarian teens getting nailed

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 7:45 am

boxcover-3605-7699144.jpgDirector Jordan Heart shoots another killer cast of hot babes in Hungary, peeling out of their halters and panties to reveal what The Whackman loves: young girls with tight asses and natural tits who only care about one thing — fucking! The Whackman is in for a treat as they’re Legal Skin 16!

Cute brunette Nicole wanders around in short shorts before sliding down her top to tease Frank with her natural little titties. He kisses her on the mouth and tits then moves down her tight little body to tongue her holes. Nicole then gobbles his knob before he flips her in the air so they can pleasure each other at the same time. Nicole then slips into cowgirl. He picks her up for a mid-air fuck before getting into missionary. Frank spoons Nicole next, and after starting in her pussy slides it back into her ass. He then fucks it from behind, and works back and forth between her pussy and ass. The finish up in reverse cowgirl anal before Nicole sucks Frank to a face full of fuck juice.

Lora, a cute short haired brunette, shows Jordan her nice natural body. James, Lora’s boyfriend, enters and kisses Lora before letting her grope and suck his cock. He attacks Lora’s cleanly shaven twat with his tongue and fingers before standing up to slide his cock into her in missionary. James picks her up and they keep fucking as he carries her into the next room for some reverse cowgirl. James drills her in doggystyle in each of her holes before spraying joy juice all over her waiting mouth.

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November 18, 2007

Tremendous Butt Babes

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 11:50 am

Highlighting tremendous butt cheeks, 8 wild, gorgeous starlets go all out to impress. Six non-stop action scenes include wild anals, incredible cocksucking, DP’s, dildos orgies, pussy jewelry, awesome teases – and just plain Tremendous Butt Babes. Let’s enjoy this motherfuckin week.

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Our first scene starts with Charlie Angel a black cute looking chick, with ugly fake breasts but a nice ass and a beautiful facial complexion. The other slut is Azlea Antistia, who has beautiful blue eyes with dark hair and huge fake breast melons – too huge and exaggerated. Some dude with a Johnny Carson facial look alike, when he is fucking he has that Carson look. Azlea does some okay cowgirl riding while Charlie is feeling up on Azlea. Both sluts get into doggystyle for dude to spread the love, and then Charlie gets in missionary before they receive a small pop shot on their faces.

Next up is Tara. She has amazing beautiful sexy legs, and a nice ass. Kyle Stone does the honors and is sort of goofy looking Rick Moranis type dude. He made Tara spread that ass and pussy and fucked her nicely outside near a beautiful tree and grassy setting and location. Kyle’s face is all the way inside her ass, as they are both in 69 position, she on top. Kyle straps on a condom, and the fucking begins in all the common positions. Doggy position and cowgirl were the strengths of this whore and The Whackman loved the pimples on her ass.

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November 17, 2007

Nineteen College Girls – dvd review + preview

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 10:00 am

The Whackman likes em young and ripe and is in for a treat today. These vulnerable sluts are going to get taken advantage of, while The Whackman sits back and relax and watches – its Nineteen 26

boxcover-244-1714107.jpgAllison, a cute blonde with natural, big, and saggy tits, persuades Fabio to come onto their side in a business deal. She gives him a striptease in still her plaid skirt and then she practices her oral skills on him. Fabio takes off her plaid skirt and goes down on her to munch on her lovebox. He then drills her pussy before plugging her reverse cowgirl style. After some doggy, he decides to fuck her ass until he cums on her breasts.

Summer Daye, a runaway, is wallowing on the beach when Brandon sees her and offers her a place to stay – and of course she says okay. They reach the house and she sleeps on his couch. The stranger has carnal thought in his mind as he surveys her body starting from her thighs down to her legs. He walks to caress and touch her body. Carefully, he takes a peek of her vagina. She wakes up and is frightened saying that she doesn’t think it is a good idea. He says to relax. He pacifies her with his thumb. After she finally agrees to have sex, she plays with herself until he undresses. She buries her head in his cock while he slaps her ass. The stranger returns the favor by going down on her. He fucks her cunt in missionary before giving her some hard vaginal doggy style fucking. She returns to sucking his cock and then go back to doggy style fucking until he unloads a massive load of semen all over her face.

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