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Yeah, that’s a big fucking cock, that is. And that’s a flaccid whale cock. Just imagine that fucker fully erect and headed your way. Yeah, duck is right.

Click the photo for a larger view in a new window, and read on to learn what I found to go with this photo.

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it cums. That’s right. Over 400 gallons.

But here’s the thing. Only about 10% of that 400 gallons actually gets into the female whale. So that leaves about 360 gallons of blue whale moneyshot spilled all over the place everytime one of these big bastards lets go a load.

Still wondering why the oceans are so salty?

(Some math notes for those who care: A typical human cums about 2 to 6 milliliters (ml). A milliliter is 0.00023 gallon. Using 4ml as an average human cum shot, and roughing the numbers a little, it would take about 1,000 human cumshots to fill a gallon container. Using tight numbers, it would be 440,489 human cumshots to equal the volume of one blue whale ejaculation. Yep, nearly half a million of us, or almost a million if we’re fucking someone, just to equal one whale cumshot. So I don’t want to hear any complaints about people fucking in the ocean. It’s not us getting it all salty!)