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What’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The Whackman elaborate? When it’s on then – let’s do the damn thang…

Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.

The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.

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A 62-year-old Alabama grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting has begun serving a two month jail sentence. Mary Clark Duncan and her daughter, Theresa Duncan, were arrested a few weeks ago after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 — or $15 each.

There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Mary Duncan’s son. No charges have been filed against the men.

Okay, maybe it’s just me, but if these two women could find men who’d fuck them at all, let alone for money, how the hell is there a victim to this crime?

Oh well, even though this was some very cheap sex, sometimes you have to ask yourself if spending a little more might be worth it. I mean, it’s 2007 and at $30 for a pair like this, you really have to consider what you’re getting for your money.

Now if you prefer your sex to be a little more visually interesting, here’s a free taboo tag team gallery from our friends at Mother Daughter Fuck.

Check out this mother/daughter pair that’s been tag teaming men for a while now, and capturing their best adventures on film to share with horny perverts everywhere. Click the photo to the left to open the gallery.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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Cameltoe Perversions 2 has The Whackman staring at them tightly pulled panties. There’s something sexy about a girl with shorts and panties pulled just a bit too tight where The Whackman can see the total outline of a her sexy femininity. This phenomenon is affectionately known as a ‘camel toe’ because quite frankly, the outline often looks similar to a certain hoofed animal. Let’s do this…

Rick rides his bike to Lauren’s Camel Toe Car Wash. She works over Rick’s bike, as well as herself, with her soapy sponge and the hose. Rick watches before succumbing to the allure of Lauren’s plump posterior. He grabs it before letting his mouth journey around her great body. Lauren guides Rick to the couch inside where he continues to munch on her muff before. They trade places so his cock can explore her throat. Lauren then bounces on his bone reverse cowgirl style before turning around for some doggy treatment. Her ass gets speared missionary style before some anal pile driving. Rick gives her a light facial. 

Brandon, The Cameltoe Hunter, stumbles upon beautiful dark haired Nikki Loren on her back patio diddling herself and showing off her camel toe. He thinks about shooting it, but instead decides to examine the camel toe up close. He eats Nikki through her panties, and as she straddles his face Nikki plays with Brandon’s cock through his shorts. They go inside where Brandon admires her meaty ass before she sucks his cock. Nikki lays back for some missionary before mixing in a little oral for each of them. Brandon rails Nikki from behind and pile drives her cunt. They finish up in missionary before Brandon gives Nikki a creamy facial.

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The Whackman love’s a beautiful woman’s sexy legs and feet caressed in silky nylons and may possibly give into the sheer temptations of Stocking Secrets. Each model will perform twice — starting out sheer, and then shedding to their silky soft skin.

Maliyah starts things out in some black lingerie, stockings, shoes, and gloves while sitting back in a black chair. She gets down to run her hands around her body before sliding out of her lingerie. Maliyah slowly slides out of her stockings so she’s completely nude, revealing a pierced navel and a few tattoos before massaging her feet and talking about how she wishes you could massage her sore feet.

Jana starts things out in a colorful dress lying on the bed in the same room as the opening scene. She starts things off a little more playful rolling around to show the black seam on her nude nylons before pulling up her dress so you can see her butt. She removes her shoes and rubs her feet together sultrily before running her hands around the rest of her body. Jana runs them along her legs, inside her nylons, and even in her panties before taking off her garter belt, bra, and panties after a quick tease with each. After a little more teasing Jana blows a kiss goodbye.

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Fashion Dolls 3 feature some of sluts who want to be down with Pussyman’s fashion lines. These whores will talk into the camera straight up to The Whackman. Will they win The Whackman over though? Let’s do this…

A blonde sexual predator cutie named Sharon Wild slurps down a cock while eye fucking The Whackman. Sharon gets in the 69 position and rotates her pussy on dude’s face. After their oral exchange, Sharon rides dude passionately and gets her ass smacked until reddened. She is then doggied before getting into reverse cowgirl. This tramp is really into it and it’s easy to see how she caught Pussyman’s attention.

Next up is the insatiable German slut Victoria Sin. She strips down for her man and is thrown on top of a piano to get her twat feasted on. Victoria uses her mouth and hands on her man’s crooked cock before taking it in her cunt on the piano chair. She is then airlifted in a good hardcore plugging, and then dude falls back and has the whore bounce on top of him. Victoria then takes it up the crapper like a champ. With a decent boob job, this bitch has potential to be a star.

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Legend’s Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The Whackman he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what’s going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let’s find out…

Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary’s tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss’s cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany’s twat gets beaten up damn good—the bitch’ll need to ice that shit down.

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