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September 14, 2007

“Babysitter 5” – a new DVD porn movie review

Babysitter 5 - DVD boxcoverIt’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

In scene 3, Hardman emerges from a fake vagina to molest Gauge (a petite, adorable blonde/brunette) in her dreams, drawing her back into the womb. Gauge awakens with her boyfriend only to find Hardman in bed. Both men force Gauge into some rough oral from both sides, then start pounding away at both ends. Gauge’s ass then gets opened up. She is spooned anally before going to a DP in the same position, with some extreme close-ups of Gauges sphincter tightly wrapped around a cock. Gauge gets DP’ed in a three different positions, both holes getting stretched to their limits, then both guys blasts her mouth and chest.

In scene 4, gorgeous blonde Briana Banks is the babysitter. Joel roughs her up pretty good, forcing her to deep-throat him repeatedly. After gagging her brains out, he starts roughly railing her from behind, choking her by the neck and grabbing her chin. Briana rides him cowboy (forward and reverse), which gives her mammoth breasts a chance to bounce all over the place. She opens up her ass and lets Joel spoon her anally while she buzzes her clit with a vibrator. Joel maintains a choke on Briana as he spoons her. Joel pops in her mouth, reenters her and drills her some more, pops again (this time on her tits), spits in her mouth, then licks her pussy. Superstar ending!

Babysitter 5 pleasantly surprised The Whackman. All actresses were analized and the rough sex was all that. Each scene is set up well, has a theme of sorts, even some props for a couple of them. The Whackman has to give the producers credit for trying to be creative instead of just inserting performers into a scene. The flick is colorful and crisp, a little blurry during really fast action, but acceptable. 7 immense loads were fired off—4 of them alone dedicated to the consummate professional Ms. Banks a.k.a. potential future Mrs. Whackman.

Check out some scenes from “Babysitter 5” here.

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