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August 27, 2007

“Image of Sex” – a DVD review by Whackman

'Image of Sex' DVD boxcoverLegend’s Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The Whackman he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what’s going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let’s find out…

Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary’s tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss’s cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany’s twat gets beaten up damn good—the bitch’ll need to ice that shit down.

An okay looking blonde (Missy Monroe) gets a lickin from some dude at her company before gagging on dude’s cock. This tramp knows how to suck a cock. Missy pulls her panties to the side and rides dude on the desk used in scene 1. She then lies back on the desk to get her cunt stabbed with cock. She is bent over the desk to take the dickens from behind and gets nutted inside her. Missy deserves a promotion.

The dude from scene 2 watches another porno—this time of a pretty, college girl lookin, long-haired, brunette (Taryn Thomas). Taryn starts by getting hurricane tongued before wrapping her sweet lips around her man’s cock. She spreads her legs wide to invite her man’s rock hard and after, they get in a sideway position to keep the fast pace going. Harder is what she wanted and harder the tramp got. She is face planted while in doggy and her cute face gets drizzled on.

In the final scene, dude finally man’s up and goes down on his sexy wife (a brunette with blonde streaks named Randi Wright). Randi gets her pussy French kissed nice and slow before wrapping her luscious lips around her man’s cock. He plugs her shaved cunt and Randi’s moans are angelic. She rides dude and stares at the heavens prior to taking back shots in doggystyle. Randi is creamed in her face and with a proper tit job, this whore has the potential to be something special.

The Whackman’s shares the same Image of Sex that Jerome Tanner envisions. Although the storyline was so-so, the cast did the damn thing in the sexual department. Every chick held their own and the dude’s drilled the shit out their tight pussy’s like fucking professionals. The Whackman dropped 8 monstrous loads to a good hardcore flick. All The Whackman’s advice is to fast forward the dialogue…not that you don’t already do that.

Check out some scenes from Image of Sex here.

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