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Thanks to one little misplaced word, it appears that people of any age can legally be married in Arkansas, with parental consent.

Lawmakers say a law passed this year would even allow infants to be married if their parents agree. And that may force the governor to call a special session to fix the mistake.

The bill’s sponsor says the legislation was intended to establish 18 as the minimum age to marry — but also let pregnant teenagers marry with parental consent. An extraneous “not” in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it.

A commission that fixes typographical and technical errors in laws had tried to correct the mistake, but a group of legislators argued that the commission went beyond its powers.

The Arkansas legislature is not scheduled to meet again until January of 2009, so without a special session, marrying infants could remain legal there for the next year or so. I’m not sure if that’s a step up or down from marrying your cousin, but then again there doesn’t seem to be anything in the law to prevent two infant cousins from marrying each other — as long as their parents say it’s okay.

This month the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear a challenge to Alabama’s ban on the sale of sex toys, ending a nine-year legal battle and sending a warning to store owners to clean off their shelves.

An adult-store owner had asked the justices to throw out the law as an unconstitutional intrusion into the privacy of the bedroom. But the Supreme Court declined to hear the appeal, leaving intact a lower court ruling that upheld the law.

Alabama’s anti-obscenity law, enacted in 1998, bans the distribution of “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for anything of pecuniary value.”

The law does not ban the possession of sex toys, and it doesn’t regulate other items, including condoms or virility drugs. Residents may legally purchase sex toys out of state for use in Alabama, or they may buy sexual devices in Alabama that have a “bona fide medical” purpose.

So if you’re in Alabama (or anywhere else) you can click the following link if you want a good butt plug.

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Oh yeah! Cheating Housewives 3 means even more infidelity on SmashteriaLane! The Whackman is going to watch these scandalous married sluts get their pussies pounded and butts banged deep and hard! Treat yourself while they cheat themselves…

The smoking hot Lisa Ann starts things out chatting with a friend on the phone. Her call is interrupted by Ben calling her to “cum over.” They kiss outside before heading inside where Ben works his way around her big fat titties. He slides down her low riders and panties so he can lick and rub her pussy. Then Lisa drops down to suck his cock; he lies down on the staircase and she rides him reverse cowgirl style. Lisa turns to the side and rides Ben sidesaddle before he stands up and nails her from behind. She rides him cowgirl style before Ben picks her up, fucks her in midair, and then down to missionary as he lies her back on the stairs. Lisa sucks Ben to a nice facial.

Sascha chats with bottle blonde Donna about Lisa’s cheating. They start kissing on the couch, with Donna making a comment about showing her hubby the video. They keep kissing as Sascha helps Donna out of her black suit and striped white shirt. She slides off her skirt and works on his cock orally. Donna takes it all the way down her throat with the help of plenty of spit before turning around for some doggystyle. She throats his cock again before riding him in both cowgirls. Sascha picks her up to bounce her on his cock in midair before lying her back down and fucking her missionary style. Sascha pulls out and lets Donna fill her mouth with his warm protein.

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If you wanted to get a great deal on great big old walrus dick bone, you missed your chance when a Beverly Hills auction sold a fossilized penis bone from an extinct walrus for just $8,000 (US), which is about half of what it was expected to bring.

The fossilized baculum, or penis bone, is from a species of walrus that became extinct 12,000 years ago. The 4 1/2 feet long bone was found preserved in permafrost in northern Siberia. The auction house said it is believed to be the largest known mammal penis fossil.

Josh Chait, director of operations for the I-M Chait Gallery, said that the buyer was the company that runs the Ripley’s Believe It or Not museums.

“We’re very pleased that it’s going to Ripley’s so that the public can have an opportunity to see it,” he said. “It’s definitely something everyone should see once in their life.”

Chait added that there were only three bidders and the contest lasted only a couple of minutes. “There’s a limited clientele for a piece like that. Not everyone’s going to want to put it on their mantel.”

The eight thousand dollar bid will cost Ripley’s ninety-six hundred dollars when auctions fees are added. Edward Meyer, vice president of exhibits and archives for Ripley’s Believe It or Not! said: “I was prepared to spend at least twice, probably three times that amount.”

“This one is considerably bigger than anything we’ve seen before. When it comes to fossils, size matters,” Meyer said.

Gotta love that size matters comment. Particularly since it sure doesn’t apply only to fossils. Click the link below for the rest of this post, which includes links to some big tits and big cocks video clips, plus a poem about the walrus’s oosik.

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These girls are going back to school to catch up on a few things they missed the first time around, only this time they’re one hundred pounds heavier and one hundred times sluttier! They can’t read or write, but can they suck and fuck? – that’s the kind of participation that will get them straight A’s. Chunky School Girls 4 is in session…

Blonde Shannon finds Dino napping on the couch. She tells him that she brought him an apple for helping her pass her French test – the apple doesn’t have a core as Shannon tells him that she sucked the core out of it. He drops his pants for Shannon to enthusiastically suck. Dino slides the apple around his cock as Shannon sucks him, and she can’t resist biting a little away to get more cock. She strips down to show a set of big fat titties before bending over and letting Dino fuck her from behind. She cries out for him to teach her Italian as he fucks her from behind before letting Shannon bounce on his bone reverse cowgirl style. Dino spoons Shannon and then finishes things up giving her a decent facial. After he’s done, he slides the apple back over his cock and lets her have a few bites.

Brunette Lisa lets Steve know that she’d like to come back to school and learn French after fucking and sucking her way through life so far. Steve thinks about it a moment before pulling his shirt up to reveal a hard cock and telling her that he’d rather just fuck her. As soon as Lisa finds out that he’ll give her an “A” for her efforts, she bends over and sees how many times she can take his cock into her throat.

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We mentioned the [tag]Real Doll[/tag] here last year when we wrote about the “Doll Experience Rooms” in South Korea that provided them to their patrons. Well, now there’s a mainstream movie that features one as the lead actress.

“Lars and the Real Girl” also stars Ryan Gosling, as Lars, but the movie wouldn’t be getting so much attention without his lifeless co-star. In the film, which opens next month, Gosling plays an emotionally troubled misfit who mail-orders a [tag]Real Doll[/tag] — an anatomically correct female doll made from high grade silicon crafted over an articulated skeleton — for companionship.

Once his doll arrives, Lars introduces her to his increasingly uncomfortable family and friends, transporting his new “girlfriend” Bianca around town in a wheelchair. No one knows what to say to Lars or Bianca — because she is a life-size doll, not a real person and he is treating her as though she is alive. Lars’ family talks with a doctor who advises them to go along with his delusion. I think you can imagine what kinds of madness that might lead to.

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Ten tramps to stroke The Whackman dry. These sluts love to stroke a big, hard cock until it explodes in their faces, on their tits, all over their pussies, and even their feet. So The Whackman is going to lie back and let these whores wrap their Killer Grip around The Whackman’s shaft until it’s checkout time.

Dirty blonde Victoria starts out in a tan maid’s uniform. She hikes up the skirt and diddles herself softly before moving in and wiping down a table in front of Clark. Victoria then helps his cock out of his pants and starts stroking it. She gives him a little spit to help him out, and after a bit climbs up on the couch above him to stroke him with her feet. Victoria takes things into her hands one last time to stroke Clark onto his stomach and her stocking-clad foot. She lifts her foot up to her mouth and licks Clark’s cum off it.

Dark haired Electra works on her backyard archery. When Renato sees her having problems, he examines her hand and lets her know she needs to exercise it more. Electra’s eager to start and runs her hands down Renato to free his cock. She strokes it with a smile on her face as she works her eyes between Renato and the camera. Renato comes prepared and pours a little lube down on his cock while Electra strokes him until he lets go with an impressive ball blast on her nice little rack.

Brunette Monica is making breakfast when Richard interrupts her and lets her know that it’s [tag]handjob[/tag] time. She slides his pants down to get at his cock right away. She strokes him a little before reaching back for a couple handfuls of the eggs she was beating to lube him up. Monica moves up to the counter and strokes him with her feet. Richard sucks on her toes before she strokes him with her hand again. She mixes it up between her hand and feet until Richard pops on her hands.

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