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November 1, 2007

DVD Review “I Love ‘Em Natural”

I Love 'Em Natural - DVD boxcoverYou’ll find six all-natural sluts in this cast of sexy ladies. First up, the ultra hot redhead Katja Kassin entices two cocks in her ass at the same time. Asian/French babe Katsumi does plenty of deep throat, anal sex, ATM (ass-to-mouth) and she swallows her partner’s seed. Jasmine gets dp’d. Corina has her panties stuffed inside her pussy and then her mouth. Tiffany is submissive to two dudes. And the exotic looking Dana Vespoli finishes things up with cum on her face. I Love Em Natural – who doesn’t?

Katja is a sexy redhead who briefly touches herself. Steve enters where Katja is slowly giving Manuel head. Steve spanks Katja’s butt a few times before she blows both dudes. Katja rides Steve’s cock in her pussy, and then her ass, while Manuel fucks her mouth, and the dudes switch places. Katja is double penetrated, sucks cock ass to mouth, and she takes both cocks in her ass at the same time. There are also some shots of Katja’s gaping asshole. The dudes jerk off and cum on Katja’s face, tongue and chest.

Katsumi is a sexy Asian babe. After a solo, she gives Lee an intense bj, licking his balls and deep throating included. Afterwards, they move straight into anal sex and in different positions. Lee chokes her while drilling her ass. Katsumi sucks Lee’s cock ATM before riding his cock in her ass reverse cowgirl. She gets off as he strokes off and cums on her tongue and chin. Katsumi swallows Lee’s cum and The Whackman had to wipe the fuckin screen.

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October 28, 2007

Groping dentist says just trying to help

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 6:21 am

masked dentistA dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients in California is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases.

Mark Anderson’s lawyer said that dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem. Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients’ chests to treat TMJ, or temporo-mandibular joint disorder, which causes neck and head pain.

Anderson’s dental license was suspended last month. He was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. Prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years.

According to court papers, one woman said Anderson first asked her if she’d had her breasts enlarged. When she said yes, she said he began fondling them with both hands. She said he told her, “They did a good job. You can’t even feel the bags.”

Dentist Mark AndersonHere’s a photo of the dentist who did the alleged groping and fondling so you can see for yourself who these women were allowing to handle their breasts. By the way, another of the complaints is from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years. She said she took to wearing tight shirts with high necklines, “and Anderson would still get in under her shirt and bra,” according to a police report.

Okay, maybe it’s just me, but why would you think that wearing tight shirts would make someone ignore your breasts? And why would someone go back six times to get fondled if they didn’t want the attention?

October 26, 2007

Sarah and Cathy are first-time lesbians

Filed under: photos,premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 7:28 am

Sarah and Cathy are first time lesbiansSarah and Cathy have come to the conclusion that guys can be such assholes. Sarah’s boyfriend just left her one day, stealing all her money. Cathy’s boyfriend doesn’t satisfy her anymore. They used to have amazing sex and he’d make her climax every day. Well it hasn’t been days since the last time she’s orgasmed, it’s now been months.

They’re digging through the boxes of stuff that Sarah’s boyfriend left behind when they find a container of sex toys. Sarah was kind of pissed, she’d never even seen any of these things before. It was a bunch of dildos, vibrators and at the very bottom a strap-on dildo. You’ve gotta see their eyes when they pull that out of the container. These two have never even kissed another girl, but now they’re so horny they can’t stop themselves. It’s not long before they’re taking turns fucking each other with the dildos.

Check out Sarah and Cathy’s free lesbians movie gallery and then see the rest of the videos at 1st Lesbian Experiences.

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October 24, 2007

Happy Halloween for Adults-Only

Filed under: free sites,humor,photos,sex stories — Simon @ 10:11 am

pierced manIf you like the Halloween season as much as we do, we think you’ll like this special Halloween free site we have for you.

Click on the image to the right to visit the Adults-Only Halloween site, where you’ll find a dozen spooky sex stories, some strange and weird photos and images, some Halloween jokes and humor, plus a kinky tarot card reader and a bdsm horoscope generator.

Everything on the Halloween site is free, so please do pass the link around to all of your kinkier friends. You can give them this shortcut instead of the long address if you want: http://tinyurl.com/yv3zz6

October 22, 2007

Power to the Panties!

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 8:59 am

asian girl showing her pantiesThe Burmese military is facing an unexpected threat from female opponents to its regime – a deluge of panties dispatched to the country’s embassies in a “culturally insulting gesture of protest” against its recent crackdown on protestors.

The Panties for Peace initiative is not merely symbolic, since the the group behind the campaign – Lanna Action for Burma – claims “superstitious generals, especially junta leader General Than Shwe… believe that contact with women’s underwear saps them of power.”

Spokeswoman Liz Hilton said: “It’s an extremely strong message in Burmese and in all Southeast Asian culture.” Adding that “women in Thailand, Australia, Singapore, England and other European countries have started sending or delivering their underwear to Myanmar missions following informal coordination among activist organisations and individuals.”

Quite how many pairs of panties will be required before Than Shwe is rendered powerless is not noted, but the Lanna Action for Burma website is urging women to “post, deliver or fling your panties at the closest Burmese Embassy any day from today.” The Lanna Action for Burma website also says: “After a day of tri-panty dialogue, deep in the golden triangle due to the popular demand, the panties are back.”

Note: Reports that Britney Spears is an active supporter of Panties for Peace are unconfirmed and you should note the “golden triangle” in question is a geographical reference, and not a reference to the Britney Spears upskirt photos. Also, if you like panties you can click the photo above you can see more of Yoshi in this college cheerleaders panties gallery. You’ll also find a free site with two pages of video clips featuring Denise in her panties in some coed schoolgirl movies here.

October 20, 2007

Get a pass and get some porn

Filed under: photos,premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 7:31 am

Check out this feedback from someone who found a great way to get access to top-quality porn videos from a whole bunch of big paysites.

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Click on the pics in this post to see sample videos from both of these sites. And if you want to see more, with the Filthy Movie Pass you can see the full-length DVD quality versions for a great low price. Do the math and if you bought all these memberships separately, you’d be going broke. But with the Filthy Movie Pass you pay for one membership and get access to the content from a whole bunch of sites. And if you’re going to spend some money on porn anyway, why not get a look at the porn from a lot of sites instead of just one!

October 16, 2007

“Down Your Throat 2” – a good oral fuck flick DVD

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 6:37 am

'Down Your Throat 2' - DVD boxcoverIt’s a celebration of orgasmic oral action as one girl after another gets put to the test and graded on her ability to take the hottest oral exam that has ever been recorded. Have some tissues handy because these bitches have got it going on and poppin right Down Your Throat 2.

Nikky gets it on with the photographer during a photo shoot. She reaches for his fly and lets him play with her pussy and lick it while she plays with her holes. Nikky moves on to suck his cock, and takes him down her throat a few times. She even mixes in a bit of titty fucking before taking a great facial.
 
Black Diamond serves a drink to a couple of guys. As soon as she sets their glasses down she comes around the guys to give them some oral attention. She drops to her knees soon after to suck each of the guys, and even takes them into her throat a bit. She finishes things up with a facial from each of the guys.
 
Liz jumps rope in the living room until her boyfriend calls her over and gives her something better to do. They undress and he gives her nice natural nipples a few kisses before she drops to her knees to take care of him. She energetically sucks him until he explodes all over her face.

Check out some scenes from Down Your Throat 2 here. (click to read more…)

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