One of the subscribers to the Fetish-News email newsletter saw the pussy tattoo ideas we posted earlier and sent us these two tattoo ideas that we thought were funny and wanted to share with you.
The first one reminded us of that old saying, “Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt.” You know what we mean, the kind of Butt Monkey that flies out of your butt right after you say that. (Like in the film “Bruce Almighty”) Makes us wonder if that’s what she was thinking when she got it.
The one below is definitely tattooed around a Simpsons fan’s pussy. That one makes us wonder what Homer looks like with a close shave, because in this one he looks more like he needs one.
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Dick has had enough good stuff to be happy, including a beautiful wife and a dark and sexy mistress. But Dick is never content until he has it all. And you can’t have it all unless you are willing to risk it all. There’s a Dark Deception brewing.
In the opening scene, a brunette with a weird nose named Lola gets her pussy eaten out by her man. Then Lola spit shines the thick cock while in a 69. She bounces her twat on her man’s cock in a slow, wanna-be sensual fashion before lying on her side to take the continued cock jabbing. Lola is then doggied and The Whackman gets bored by the slow-ass pace.
Scene 2 brings The Whackman some girl-on-girl action at strip club between two good looking blondes named Tanya James and Allysin Chains. After Tanya (the more gorgeous of the two) gets fingered by Allysin, Allysin pulls out a dildo and puts it to work on Tanya. Then Allysin gets her cunt eaten out before getting in the doggy position to get poked by the dildo from Tanya.
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Every Pimp Dies… Not Every Pimp Lives. Given a second chance by the O.G. in the sky, Mac Daddy returns to Earth as an angel… destined to pimp worldly ho’s for all of eternity. Pimped by an Angel 3 chronicles the afterlife of a young pimp shot down in his prime. This is his story, bizniatches!
Dressed in all pink (with even a pink wig to match), the gorgeous Hannah Harper and Asian slut Mia Smiles go downtown on a pimp at a bar for all to see. After sharing dude’s cock in their mouths, Hannah sits on Mia’s face while dude eats out Mia. Then Mia reclines on dude’s face while Hannah rides his cock. Mia gets doggystyled while shoving a huge dildo into Hannah and the beautiful moaning is heating up The Whackman. Hannah lies on her back to get her pussy thrusted by dude, while Mia dildo’s herself and all is well that end’s well. Great opening scene.
A brunette angel named Venus deep throats the hell out of a cock. She then gets her cunt and ass fingered and eaten. Finally, 10 minutes into the scene, Venus bounces wildly on dude’s cock and let The Whackman tell you—this bitch likes it fucking rough and hard. Dude keeps up the fast pace when turning Venus around and putting her on all fours. Venus then invited his cock into her ass while she made her knees touch her shoulders. Venus gets a pass to The Whackman’s bed anytime she needs some good roughneck lovin.
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A Mexican man hung himself by hooks from a tree to protest against discrimination against tattooed and pierced people.
It was part of a wider anti-discrimination demonstration in Mexico City, and the group staged the protest in the city centre where they stripped off to show off their [tag]tattoos[/tag] and [tag]piercings[/tag].
The man, who did not reveal his identity, hung himself from hooks tied to a wooden frame suspended from a tree. His personal protest attracted a crowd and shocked passers-by but he was not hurt. Dante Salomo, one of the organisers of the protest, said: “In Mexico a tattooed person is the victim of all kinds of discrimination, they don’t get good jobs and are mistreated everywhere.”
(Wow — here in America all you need to be is Mexican to get that kind of treatment.)
