Condom and cock sizes, circumcision, blue-balls, cock color, shoe sizes, masturbation, limp dicks, and the seam on a cock. Here some more interesting dinner table conversational tidbits for your quoting pleasure.
1. Only six percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers, according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of men lie about cock size.
2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average erect cock size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless you’re in a chat room. Then you can figure that every man there has a cock twice that size.
(those first two facts inspired the “Man with Large Cock” photo above)
3. About 80 percent of American men are circumcised, even though the American Academy of Pediatrics says it’s not medically necessary. No word on why men want to cut off part of something and then exaggerate its size later on.
4. Men really do get “blue-balls.” Technically called “prostatic congestion,” the achiness in the testicles is caused by “trapped” blood. And yes it’s true that a nice orgasm will definitely relieve the congestion, and the ache. But doctors say a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick.
Okay, maybe these arent’s shots of California’s governor having sex on the set of the next Terminator movie. But that’s what they made me think of when I ran across them. Actually the images below are from czar’s Flickr photoset “Make Love Not War.”
Here’s a little 4 minute video from the Adult Treasure Expo held last month in Tokyo, Japan. We all know how much the Japanese people love gadgets of all kinds, and this video showcases some of the things you may find available from your favorite purveyor of adult toys sometime soon.
Some of the sex toys shown in the video are from Kanojo Toys, which sells some products direct from their website.
Some new research just published this month in the Archives of Sexual Behavior lists 237 reasons why people say they have sex.
According to the biggest study carried out into sexual motivations, these include that it is a “reasonably effective way of overcoming boredom”, helps you fall asleep, gets rid of a stress headache, to celebrate a special occasion, to get a promotion and to feel closer to God.
Other reasons include the desire for revenge, to keep warm on a chilly night, because someone dared me, because they felt sorry for someone, and in order to end a relationship.
Maybe it’s just me, but most of the reasons really seem to be the kind of justifications you think of afterwards. At the time, I bet there weren’t more than a handful of real reasons, with the top one being “because I wanted to.”
Click the link below to see the whole list of 237 reasons.
A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.
The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep. But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn’t take to the stand to testify it didn’t want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.
Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn’t want to have sex.
‘Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,’ said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.
Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.
Every year more than 15,000 fans descend on Rock Creek Lodge, just outside of Clinton, Montana, for Testy Festy, the world’s largest testicle festival.
Over the course of the five day event, the festival serves over two tons of bull balls to the hungry attendees. Which helps support its “I had a ball at the Testicle Festival” motto, which is plastered over shirts, hats and other items of all kinds. click this text for full-size poster
Find a babysitter for the kids, because the rules here are “No kids, hassles or brought-in beverages.” Everyone must be over 21 years old, and you can expect to see some partially nude and some naked partyers at the bars, on the streets and at the bull-chip throwing contest, the wet t-shirt or hairy chest competitions, and even the bull-shit bingo.
By the way, while you’re in Montana, you can also check out the Fromberg Festival of Testicles near Billings, the Mission Mountain Testicle Festival in Branding Iron, the Ryegate Testicle Festival some 60 miles from Billings, and the York Bar’s Go Nuts Festival in York, Montana.
Just a week after a naked, elderly tourist freely strolled down Brattleboro’s main street, Vermont’s infamous naked town is under orders to keep its pants on.
On Tuesday, by a margin of just 3 votes to 2, town officials passed an emergency rule which bans nudity on the main roads and within 250 feet of any school or place of worship, among other places. The ordinance defines nudity as the showing of genitalia, buttocks or female breasts; a provision allows breast-feeding in public. Naked violators will be fined face a $100.
Tiny Brattleboro has long been a live-and-let-live kind of place where skinny dipping was a rite of summer. Last summer, though, it began flirting with a nudity ban after a group of teens took to hanging around a downtown parking lot in the buff. Officials decided then to let winter take care of the problem and never voted.
It took an elderly man wearing only a fanny pack and wandering through the center of town last week for the Select Board to decide it had seen enough. The nudists and their fans still get a say in the matter: Next month, Brattleboro will hold a public hearing on whether the ordinance should be made permanent.
Condom and cock sizes, circumcision, blue-balls, cock color, shoe sizes, masturbation, limp dicks, and the seam on a cock. Here some more interesting dinner table conversational tidbits for your quoting pleasure. 
