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November 17, 2007

Nineteen College Girls – dvd review + preview

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 10:00 am

The Whackman likes em young and ripe and is in for a treat today. These vulnerable sluts are going to get taken advantage of, while The Whackman sits back and relax and watches – its Nineteen 26

boxcover-244-1714107.jpgAllison, a cute blonde with natural, big, and saggy tits, persuades Fabio to come onto their side in a business deal. She gives him a striptease in still her plaid skirt and then she practices her oral skills on him. Fabio takes off her plaid skirt and goes down on her to munch on her lovebox. He then drills her pussy before plugging her reverse cowgirl style. After some doggy, he decides to fuck her ass until he cums on her breasts.

Summer Daye, a runaway, is wallowing on the beach when Brandon sees her and offers her a place to stay – and of course she says okay. They reach the house and she sleeps on his couch. The stranger has carnal thought in his mind as he surveys her body starting from her thighs down to her legs. He walks to caress and touch her body. Carefully, he takes a peek of her vagina. She wakes up and is frightened saying that she doesn’t think it is a good idea. He says to relax. He pacifies her with his thumb. After she finally agrees to have sex, she plays with herself until he undresses. She buries her head in his cock while he slaps her ass. The stranger returns the favor by going down on her. He fucks her cunt in missionary before giving her some hard vaginal doggy style fucking. She returns to sucking his cock and then go back to doggy style fucking until he unloads a massive load of semen all over her face.

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November 16, 2007

Forget the pay gap, check out the orgasm gap

Filed under: sex news — Blogs @ 12:15 am

We’ve all heard that women in the workforce make only 75 cents for every dollar earned by men. This factoid, long a rallying cry for women’s rights activists, may be trumped by a statistic uncovered by new research out of Stanford’s sociology department: in the college hookup scene, men are having orgasms at two and a half times the rate of their female partners.

“The orgasm gap is worse than the sex gap in pay,” says Sociology Prof. Paula England, who teaches the popular class “Sex and Love in Modern Society.”

England conducted an extensive online sex survey of over 4000 undergraduates at Stanford, the University of Arizona, Indiana University, UC-Santa Barbara and SUNY-Stony Brook. When male and female college students hook up, she found, 44 percent of men orgasm — compared to only 19 percent of their female partners.

What’s behind the orgasm gap?

In the survey, students reported on their last hookup — anything from kissing to oral and manual sex to intercourse. The three kinds of activities were about equally likely. But when it came to purely oral sex — about 16 percent of the time — women were much more likely to dish it out than receive it.

Read the rest of this article at The Stanford Daily.

November 15, 2007

Down Your Throat – lots of hot oral action in this DVD

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 2:55 pm

boxcover-3587-7688238.jpgEighteen models crawl up to the plate with their mouths wide open. How will they stack up against each other in their competition for The Whackman’s pop shot—who will win? The Whackman, of course! The Whackman is in the motherfuckin house, in your mouth, and Down Your Throat, bitches…

Alexa finds Renato in the bathroom looking at some porn. They kiss and Renato explores her while she strokes his cock. Alexa drops to her knees to mouth his manhood while mixing more stroking. They move to a bench and Renato sits down and grabs Alexa’s great ass while getting sucked. Alexa finishes things up with a nice facial that she plays with until the scene fades out.In a sauna, Pussycat moves up to kiss Timoti’s nipples and lets him give her a little oral nipple love in return. She moves down to suck his cock, breaking only to tease it with her tiny titties. Pussycat takes a watery facial while doing her best baby bird impression.

Brian and Kevin find a lost Monica walking down the street and grab her attention when they each whip out their cock for her. Monica kisses them and lets them suck her tits while stroking them before following them into the backyard. She squats down and gives them some vigorous stroking and sucking. They move around as Monica works them over orally, including moving so that the guys can give Monica a little oral attention. The dudes team up to give Monica’s face a nice double spooge spackling.

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November 14, 2007

Choosing the perfect pick-up line

Filed under: humor,sex news — Blogs @ 1:30 am

PickupediaNerve.com’s Pickup Line Encyclopedia, Pickupedia, features quips and quotes on subjects from Arousal to Virginity.

Here are a few samples from their collections.

"I must be a pirate cuz I’m loving your booty."
Nice shoes… fancy a fuck?
"What winks and screws like a tiger?" pause… 😉 wink.
"You must be a parking ticket… Cuz, you have FINE written all over you"
"If you were a sliding door I’d slam you all night long."
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"You are the most interesting piece of ass I’ve talked to all evening."
"Let’s be like Nike, and just do it!"
"I’m really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
"Are you from Jamaica? Cause Jamaican me crazy!"
"Are you wearing Jalepeno undies, ’cause your ass is hot."
"If you were a McDonald’s Value meal they would call you McBeautiful."
"Hersheys makes thousands of kisses a day, all I’m asking for is just one."
"If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit between the holidays?"
"Did you shower in Windex? Because I can see myself in you."
 "Hi, stranger, do you have any candy? Can I ride in your car?" (Said to me by an acquaintance whom I hadn’t seen in a while.)

November 13, 2007

Cheatin Housewives – meet the horny wives on Sluteria Lane

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 7:55 am

These horny housewives can’t stop cheating until their holes are loaded with cock! This is Sluteria Lane, where one slut makes her husband watch as his friend fucks her holes relentlessly, another slut gets her face fucked silly before taking a brutal ass reaming from her side action, a shit talkin slut makes her husband watch as she gets her ass fucked by a big dicked repairman, and a nasty slut can’t get her holes fucked hard enough after getting busted blowing some hired help! These are some Cheatin Houswives

boxcover-3573-7677791.jpgWhen blonde-haired Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Mark’s wife, she heads off to change into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Mark’s lap. She bashes her big fat tits around his face before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like she’s doing to Mark. She then lies back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Mark gives her ass a good tonguing from behind before he drills her pussy from behind and while she’s on her side. Vicky climbs into cowgirl, first in her cunt then back into her ass. He picks her up and moves her to a barstool, and they keep going in reverse cowgirl anal and doggy anal. Vicky finishes by taking a nice facial.

Roxanne gets things on in the bathroom right away with Mark. They kiss back and forth before Mark makes his way down to work on her holes with both his tongue and his fingers. Roxanne chokes on his cock when she gets on her knees, as well as eats his ass and sucks his cock from behind. Mark rails her from behind over the counter, and then they move to the bedroom where he pulverizes each of Roxanne’s holes from behind. He also greets her ass in missionary before Roxanne hops up for a cowgirl ride for her pussy. Mark gives Roxanne a nice facial before fucking her in missionary again, resulting in a second facial.

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Vermont’s Nude Town still trying to cover up

Filed under: sex news — Blogs @ 12:32 am

The Brattleboro Selectboard took one more step toward approving an ordinance that would prohibit nudity in the Vermont town’s public areas when it asked the town manager to prepare a draft ordinance for its first reading at its next meeting on Nov. 20. The board also agreed to add language to a town zoning regulation closing a loophole that would have allowed some businesses to have naked employees.

Selectboard Vice Chairman Dick DeGray said all members of the board had made compromises to make an anti-nudity ordinance acceptable. The board’s decision to compromise on the ordinance is a good sign, said DeGray. Coming to such an agreement "is something we have rarely done since we’ve been elected," he said.

For his part, he said, he agreed to not pursue making nudity a criminal offense and would instead support keeping it a civil infraction punishable with a ticket. Hopefully, he said, making it a civil infraction will end nudity on Brattleboro’s streets. "I don’t want to see people getting arrested, but I don’t want to see people abusing the town," said DeGray.

Read the full story at the Brattleboro Reformer website.

November 12, 2007

White Wife Black Cock 6

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Blogs @ 1:05 am

These cheating housewives keep finding themselves in all sorts of mishaps. There is no limit to what they will do when their desperation becomes so unbearable that they just have to have a black cock. It seems that their intentions are good but the outcome is always trouble. They will lie and trick their husbands in one way or another and let the world know about White Wife Black Cock 6.

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Cute blonde Amber looks at a healing orb her friend brought back from Africa. When her hubby falls asleep on the couch next to it, he’s changed into a brother named Jean. She’s freaked out at first, but soon after thinks of the potential in his pants. Jean is more than eager to show it to her as she drops to her knees in front of him and, after she works on him a bit, picks her up to suck her tits and then turns her upside down to suck him a little more. He pulls down Amber’s low and eats her from behind. They mix up the oral a little before he picks her up for a midair cowgirl ride, and then lets Amber continue to bounce up and down on his cock as he sits down. Jean lays her back to eat her pussy before fucking her in missionary and doggystyle. Amber’s ample ass gets popped on to finish things.

When blonde Mia’s hubby says the wrong thing after discussing whether or not she’d do a brother, Lee knocks him out and heads up to show her the difference. She drops down and eagerly mouths his manhood until he’s ready, and then rides him reverse cowgirl style. Lee spoons her ass, and even takes a good taste of her ass from his cock. Mia climbs back up for an anal cowgirl ride before bending over and balancing on her hands and one foot with the other foot in the air and Lee’s cock in her ass. Lee continues to fuck her ass doggystyle, and he finishes things up by cumming on her great ass.

When her dog is kidnapped and held for ransom, hot blonde Kelly’s hubby refuses to pay the ransom, so she takes matters into her mouth and pussy when she comes up a little short of the money. Tone sucks her tits before she strips down to suck his cock. Kelly bends over so Tone can bone her from behind, and sucks his cock a little more before letting him plug her ass missionary style. Tone spoons her ass and lets her impale it on his cock cowgirl style. They return to doggy before Tone nuts in Kelly’s mouth. She nastily gargles it and swallows it.

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