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November 14, 2007

Choosing the perfect pick-up line

Filed under: humor,sex news — Blogs @ 1:30 am

PickupediaNerve.com’s Pickup Line Encyclopedia, Pickupedia, features quips and quotes on subjects from Arousal to Virginity.

Here are a few samples from their collections.

"I must be a pirate cuz I’m loving your booty."
Nice shoes… fancy a fuck?
"What winks and screws like a tiger?" pause… 😉 wink.
"You must be a parking ticket… Cuz, you have FINE written all over you"
"If you were a sliding door I’d slam you all night long."
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"You are the most interesting piece of ass I’ve talked to all evening."
"Let’s be like Nike, and just do it!"
"I’m really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
"Are you from Jamaica? Cause Jamaican me crazy!"
"Are you wearing Jalepeno undies, ’cause your ass is hot."
"If you were a McDonald’s Value meal they would call you McBeautiful."
"Hersheys makes thousands of kisses a day, all I’m asking for is just one."
"If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit between the holidays?"
"Did you shower in Windex? Because I can see myself in you."
 "Hi, stranger, do you have any candy? Can I ride in your car?" (Said to me by an acquaintance whom I hadn’t seen in a while.)

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