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October 18, 2007

Sexual Satisfaction Surgery

Filed under: commentary,DVD Review,humor,movie reviews,sex news — Simon @ 12:01 am

Grafenberg spot illustrationDavid L. Matlock, M.D., stands poised before Rosemary Staltare’s vagina, preparing to inject her G-spot with a dense dollop of collagen that will plump it to the size of a small stack of quarters. Through an opening in a plastic speculum of his own design, the gynecologist navigates a needle into Staltare’s frontal vaginal wall, pumping it up with his “secret” variation of the substance that for years has been used to swell women’s lips. Dr. Matlock, known for his appearances on the E! channel show Dr. 90210, insists that enlarging a woman’s G-spot renders it more accessible and sensitive to the touch for a period of up to four months.

Staltare, a 33-year-old restaurant publicist who has had the $1,850 procedure twice before for free — and is getting it gratis again today in exchange for letting me watch — couldn’t agree more. “It’s like having a mini-heartbeat in my crotch,” she explains, a sensation that arouses her even during yoga and spinning classes, or when she drives along bumpy roads. During sex, Staltare says, she has volcanic, multiple orgasms “like huge waves that keep lifting me higher and higher.”

>> from a story on MSNBC: Women aim to pump up sex lives with surgery

>> Two related video on demand selections in XratedTV’s Theater:

Where the Fuck's The G Spot - DVD boxcoverWhere the Fuck ‘s The G Spot – Six guys, five girls, four facials, three anals, one double anal, and one hell of a good time. The mythical G Spot. It’s a woman’s most sexually sensitive place and it’s located… it’s near her… it’s up around… Damn. The producers at Sin City don’t know where it is, and that’s why they made this tape. To educate ourselves, to learn just what pushes a woman’s buttons the best, and, most of all, how to find the elusive thing. They put a bunch of porn’s most overactive sluts to the challenge and asked, no, begged them to show us how it works. So they stripped down to nothing, spread their legs and guided a cock or two up their cooch and stirred it around until, voila! a g spot orgasm. You may still not know where the g spot is after watching this, but it sure is fun trying to learn about it. (see more here)

The Amazing G Spot And Female Ejaculation - DVD boxcoverThe Amazing G Spot And Female Ejaculation – Dr. Michael Perry, one of the original G Spot researchers, shows every couple the latest techniques on how to find and really drive women crazy with G Spot stimulation. See what Female Ejaculation is — and isn’t. Watch women “gush” — ejaculate — as their G Spot is triggered. New, never-before seen in-the-vagina photography proves the G Spot exists and what it looks like at orgasm! See Keisha Dominguez and Saki, two of our stars, actually experience earthshaking orgasms for the first time in their lives with G Spot stimulation. And we caught it on camera! Find out why “Mila the Gusher” earns her title. (see more here)

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  1. […] David L. Matlock, M.D., stands poised before Rosemary Staltare’s vagina, preparing to inject her G-spot with a dense dollop of collagen that will plump it to the size of a small stack of quarters. Through an opening in a plastic speculum of his own design, the gynecologist navigates a needle into Staltare’s frontal vaginal wall, pumping it up with his “secret” variation of the substance that for years has been used to swell women’s lips. Dr. Matlock, known for his appearances on the E! channel show Dr. 90210, insists that enlarging a woman’s G-spot renders it more accessible and sensitive to the touch for a period of up to four months. […]

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