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September 3, 2007

Hey, who wouldn’t like to have a tastier pussy?

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 6:47 am

Delmonte pineapple 1936 ad

I’m sure many of our visitors here don’t remmber the original advertisement that appeared in the December 1936 edition of American Magazine. But just because the ad appeared over 70 years ago, that doesn’t mean it’s completely out of date today.

The ad shown here was Del Monte’s appeal to housewives about the wonderful effects they could derive from drinking more pineapple juice. And as the folks at Jezebel mentioned, pineapple juice is a known ‘home remedy’ for improving the flavor of semen and making vaginas taste, well, better.

The “secret” to putting a smile on their husbands faces, mentioned at the top of this ad, is explained for housewives in the full copy of the ad (click to see it) with these words:

If you want to change grouches to grins — give that man of yours Del Monte Pineapple Juice. Cater to his fondness for flavor. Men like the rich, ripe taste of this juice — the definite pineapple flavor it has. They like its freshness–the bracing refreshment it always brings. … You’ll know how extra good this juice must be!

At least this ad was all about good taste, and it didn’t require the housewives to rinse out their pussies with the pineapple juice.

But if you’d like to see a couple of other vintage ads that did ask women to wash their delicate parts with a liquid that was a little bit harsher, check out the link below.

Come take a look at what one company suggested that women should do in this earlier post here called:

You told them to wash their WHAT with it?

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