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July 11, 2007

Boobs and Diplomas, Italian Style

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 2:02 am

topless Italian beautyBoob jobs have become the #1 most desired graduation gift. That’s right, well, at least in Italy anyway. Breast enlargement surgery is now the most common graduation gift for Italian girls who’ve passed their secondary school exams.

It used to be that the girls wanted, and got, summer holiday vacations and automobiles. But those things have been knocked down to second and third place choices these days.

An 18 year-old from Rome, Angelica Pesce, said she’s not alone in her plans to have her breasts enlarged. Angelica has many friends who she says will also be getting boob jobs now that they’ve completed their schooling.

She said: “It’s a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years, or a holiday, which is over within a week. My new breasts will last a lifetime.”

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be interested in seeing some statistics on what the girls who ask for boob jobs are studying in school. I’m just guessing here, but I’d wager that most of them aren’t planning to do much to further their educations.

Actually, I’d bet that we’ll be seeing a few of them in hot eurosex porn videos before too long.

July 10, 2007

Official Condom Testers Wanted

Filed under: commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 6:54 am

condom-hats.jpgDurex Australia has a new ad asking if you’ve “Got what it takes to be an official [tag]condom[/tag] tester?” The company is looking for 200 testers to fill what they’re calling a “sexecutive position.”

While the position is unpaid, a Durex spokesman said it’s the world’s best job. “With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex.”

The selected testers will receive free Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner. In return, testers will have to report back on the feel and performance of the company’s products.

The condom tester positions are only available in Australia at the moment (too bad for the rest of the world for now). Would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.

“To apply, simply explain why you think you’re right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000,” says the ad on Durex website (click here to apply).

July 9, 2007

In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 9:10 am

boxcover-2886-4692378.jpgA beaver is the first thing The Whackman’s fingers will feel when sliding down her pants. Science says pussy hair’s primary purpose is to catch pheromones and emit a sexually arousing odor. The Whackman’s dick says pussy hair means “I’m home, dear”. Shaved snatch may be ok once in a while, but right now, The Whackman is In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2 fuck the shit out of!

The could-be-cute faced but out of shape Cherry Poppers starts out by sucking off two dudes. Cherry then lies on her back to get eaten out by one dude while continuing to blow the other dude. Then the dude eating her penetrates her hairy beaver while she hand jobs the other dude. She gets on all fours to get hit up from behind while she keeps her mouth full. The dudes finally switch positions and this whore gets her cherry popped by the eager dude who got the mouth treatment the whole time. Cherry combs her hairy beaver while sitting on top of one of the dudes. It is informal as they carry on conversation during the entire scene. With the right workout regimen, this tramp has potential to be cute.

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July 4, 2007

Panty World 10

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 9:10 am

boxcover-756-1715131.jpgDane Productions Panty World 10 is back again with some new dudes lusting over the smell of hot young cunt on their girlfriends panties. The Whackman may need to start collecting panties for souvenirs…

In scene 1 entitled “Dirty Laundry”, Jay Ashley masturbates with his cute trailer-trash whore looking blonde Jeanie River’s panties until he gets caught. Jeanie punishes Jay by making him her love slave. Jeanie sits on top of the washing machine and gets her tight cunt eaten out. Jay then sits on the washing machine and gets his cock slobbered on. Jeannie again sits on the washing machine to get her pussy ravished by Jay’s cock. Then the slut rides Jay before leaning over to get some doggy treatment. Good long opening scene.

In scene 2 entitled “Panties, Panties and more Panties” a combination of bra and panties graces The Whackman’s eyes. After the cute amber haired Nicol takes a shower, she joins her decent looking lesbian lover named Bobbie and the scene takes a while to develop. Bobbie sucks Nicol’s toes to set the mood; then she puts a strap-on to pleasure Nicol in a few different positions. After, Nicol licks Bobbie down and then jams a dildo back and forth up Bobbie’s twat. Bobbie’s enthusiasm is not believable and The Whackman got bored.

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