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July 9, 2007

In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,photos,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 9:10 am

boxcover-2886-4692378.jpgA beaver is the first thing The Whackman’s fingers will feel when sliding down her pants. Science says pussy hair’s primary purpose is to catch pheromones and emit a sexually arousing odor. The Whackman’s dick says pussy hair means “I’m home, dear”. Shaved snatch may be ok once in a while, but right now, The Whackman is In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2 fuck the shit out of!

The could-be-cute faced but out of shape Cherry Poppers starts out by sucking off two dudes. Cherry then lies on her back to get eaten out by one dude while continuing to blow the other dude. Then the dude eating her penetrates her hairy beaver while she hand jobs the other dude. She gets on all fours to get hit up from behind while she keeps her mouth full. The dudes finally switch positions and this whore gets her cherry popped by the eager dude who got the mouth treatment the whole time. Cherry combs her hairy beaver while sitting on top of one of the dudes. It is informal as they carry on conversation during the entire scene. With the right workout regimen, this tramp has potential to be cute.

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A ghetto out of shape Latina with saggy ass tits named Mercedes does a boring blowjob on two cocks. Her beaver is hairy as hell as it gets feasted on by one dude while the other gets his shaft licked. The dude who ate her then plugs her and distracts her from her dick sucking job. After lying on her back, Mercedes jumps on top of the cock and works it at a boring pace—it’s reminiscent of watching a snail moving across the pavement. This scene damn near makes The Whackman want to take an afternoon nap.

The final scene has a naked Melody Ann with her legs in the air and playing with her clit. Then from stage right, a dude enters to fill her mouth up with joy. It takes about 6 minutes before the camera finally switches positions which makes the scene tedious. Melody gets her hairy cunt plunged and The Whackman gets a good look at another out of shaped broad. She then sits her flabby self on the cock and, after, wants to taste her pussy. Then her ass gets uppercutted from underneath and The Whackman damn near vomits to the pudgy mess.

The Whackman is no longer In Search of a Hairy Beaver 2 because The Whackman is disgusted with the casting job done by Gentlemen’s Video. What the fuck were you thinking? All of these bitches need to put the burger and fries down and pick up a round of some jamba juice. 1 forced shot was fired off to Cherry and that’s only because the scene was thirty minutes long.

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