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July 26, 2007

DVD Review: “Blind Date” featuring Tera Patrick

boxcover-2482-3096536.jpgThe Whackman is cordially invited to go on Legend’s Blind Date with a couple of different whores. With Tera Patrick blindfolded on the cover, this is going to be an eager anticipation. Skip the wine and dining and let’s take this shit straight to the bedroom.

The gorgeous covergirl Sadie Jordan, better known to The Whackman as Tera “motherfuckin” Patrick, gets her knockers and juicy twat licked by her man. Sadie then wraps her luscious lips around her man’s cock oh so well. She is roughly thrusted from underneath at a pace The Whackman can appreciate. Then, Sadie turns around and gets on her knees to take the continued pulverizing doggystyle. She lies on her back and takes her man to the promise land.

A fuckable schoolgirl looking chick named Gia sensually goes down on her no-strings-attached fuck buddy. They continue their oral exam in the 69. Gia then gets drilled with cock while lying on her back. She gets on all fours to get the dickin from behind. Then, its reverse cowgirl and she pounces in a “making love” type of fashion…it looked more like a love scene than a one-nite-stander.

Scene 3 has an average looking brunette named Kurious tangoing with a cock. She escorts her man to a hot tub and slobs him down. Then, she sits on the edge of the tub to get some lickin of her own. Kurious looks alright, but her passion is growing on The Whackman. Kurious gets jabbed in the cunt by her man, and then opts to ride him for a while. Her dirty mouth then wins over The Whackman when in doggy position and she gets a well-deserved blast all over her ass.

Sadie Jordan (Tera Patrick), aka “Mrs. Whackman”, places her soft mouth over a hard cock to begin scene 4. She then lies back on a swing and continues to give him head while she hangs upside down (dildoing herself)–that’s a fuckin professional. Her pussy gets worn and torn while her tits bounce rhythmically. Her moans are angelic and The Whackman is damn near drained. Sadie then sits her banging body on the cock like she owns it before getting railed from the back until her man reaches cloud nine.

In the final scene, the funny-nosed Lola is an artist who paints her man. She is then coerced into getting naked to make him feel more comfortable. Lola squats down and engulfs her man’s large black cock with her mouth. Lola gets airlifted and they do a standing 69. Lola then bounces on the rock hard before turning around and getting backshots (while standing up). The Whackman recognizes the painful facial expression that Lola displays because The Whackman gets the same reaction when giving the business to some lucky slut.

This was a damn good Blind Date that The Whackman was on. Getting Sadie/Tera to do two scenes was the perfect call. Every other tramp, although not as easy on the eyes as Sadie/Tera, represented in their scenes and easily earned the 8 full loads that The Whackman dumped–with 5 dedicated to the coverwhore.

Check out some scenes from Blind Date here.

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