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July 14, 2007

I Fucked My High School Teacher 3

Filed under: DVD Review,movie reviews,pornstars,video clips — Simon @ 4:10 am

boxcover-2845-4567393.jpg“All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!”

A review by The Whackman:

An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It’s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff—The Whackman wouldn’t of either.

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An 18 year old petite cutie named Elizabeth Del Mar poses nude for a few moments before getting her cunt licked by Mr. Cheeks. Elizabeth then gives a sub par blow job, but afterwards bounces like a champ on the cock. She then gets on all fours and invites the cock to pound her. This slut deserved her money shot across face and tits.

In the final scene, an 18 year old cute Latina named Daisy strips down and plays with herself. Daisy uses her hands and mouth in unison while giving an okay bj. She then sits on Mr. Cheeks to get uppercutted in her tight pussy and her dirty mouth was the only thing not keeping The Whackman asleep. Looks can only keep The Whackman interested for two minutes; if there is no passion, nothing matters Daisy.

The camerawork was very amateurish in I Fucked A High School Teacher 3 and all of the whores needed tit jobs. Granted, they were young and need more time in the business to learn more tricks of the trade. Elizabeth in scene 3 was the only one who nailed her scene and the rest of the chicks can go back to waitressing or whatever the fuck they were up to because porn is not for them. 2 shots were fired off in a boring cheap motel type of flick.

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