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March 15, 2007

Brokedick Mountain

Filed under: commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 9:23 am

Before he broke his dick fucking herThis would be the sex tape that I’d want to see, but there’s not even a rumor of one yet. You can see Robert McClenahan smiling in the photo here, but he was writhing in agony a few hours later. Evidently, Robert was fucking his new bride so passionately that he somehow broke his dick! His wife, Emma, said “We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy. We turned on the light and it was bent.” The couple went to a hospital and Robert had surgery two days later. No reports yet on how the repaired dick will compare to the unbent original.

1 Comment »

  1. I’ve been assured by numerous women that a curvy cock can be very fun. Something about “hitting the G spot” when in the right position. 😉

    Comment by Virgohippy — March 21, 2007 @ 3:18 am

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