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October 6, 2006

Big Tits Save Lives

Filed under: humor,sex news — Simon @ 7:56 am

big breastsA Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants – which acted as airbags to absorb the impact. Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse. Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper.

A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants “absorbed the impact of the crash”. He added: “They worked just like airbags – protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage. “However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.”

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