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June 13, 2006

Perverted Breakfast Cereals

Filed under: humor — Simon @ 6:32 pm

These have nothing at all to do with videos or movies.
They just struck me as very funny when I saw them.

Porn FlakesVice Crispies


I could just visualize them all lined up so very nicely on the shelves of the grocery store, one next to another: Porn Flakes, Vice Crispies, Cheery Hos, Kink Crunch. And check out the text on the boxes: “Now Fortified with Voyeurism”

Cheery HosKinx Crunch


Now a place like that would be my kind of grocery store! It made me think about what else I might find as I wandered up and down some other aisles.

Hey, if you think these are funny too, they’re available as novelty items from a company called Wicked Cool Stuff. They’re about six bucks apiece and you can see these four and eight more on this page.

June 7, 2006

Whore Wagon Strapon Girls

Filed under: premium sites,video clips — Simon @ 10:23 am

Whore Wagon Strapon Girls fucking with clear strapon
Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

You may have seen other ‘sluts banged on a bus’ sites, but at Whore Wagon you’ll find hot new girls who’ve never been in a video before. And they use exclusive content too, so you won’t see these wild Vegas whores anywhere else.

Whore Wagon uses their own fleet of Party Limos to cruise the streets of [tag]Las Vegas[/tag] while picking up and fucking some of the hottest, nastiest [tag]sluts[/tag] you’ll ever see.

Whore Wagon Strapon Girls ass fucking with a strapon
The two video samples here are some of the girls warming each other up to get ready for what comes next.

Just click on the images to play the videos.

As the guys at Whore Wagon say, “Once you see the kind of hardcore shit that happens in our limos, you’re going to bet your ass, you’ll want to book the next flight out to Vegas baby!”

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