Candi is one of those sweet southern housewives who still giggles when you explode on her face.
In this great gallery collection, you can see Candi in photos and video clips as she shaves her pubes. (click the photo to open the gallery page)
Her husband likes watching her get all pink and smooth, and by the time she’s done [tag]shaving[/tag], he’s ready to soak her face. And that’s exactly what he does in the video clips.
Oh yeah, that’s where you can hear her giggles too.
Candi shaved slick and splattered gallery (definitely not on the Waffle House menu)
More of “Cum on Candi” at her website here
The London Review of Books has what’s been called the world’s funniest lonely-hearts columns. There’s now a book featuring some of the best and most absurd ads they’ve published since they began the column in 1998. Below is a sample of the kinds of ads you’ll find in the book.
‘They call me Naughty Lola. Run-of-the-mill beardy physicist (M, 46).’
‘I’ve divorced better men than you. And worn more expensive shoes than these. So don’t think placing this ad is the biggest comedown I’ve ever had to make. Sensitive F, 34.’
‘List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there’s anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.’
‘Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.’
‘I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out and covered in too much tahini. Before long I’ll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you’re the perfect complement to a perfect evening. Man, 32, rarely produces winning metaphors.’
(click to read more…)
Tito Ortiz, champion Utimate Fighter, told the Marine Corps that if he can’t bring Jenna Jameson, his pornstar girlfriend, he won’t be attending the ceremony to honor him at the ball to celebrate the Marine Corps’ birthday.
Fans of the Utimate Fighter can still look forward to seeing Tito and Jenna with the Marines when their Miramar, Calif. base hosts a UFC fight night which will be broadcast on Spike TV.
Here’s something you won’t be able to spend $100 on to buy for your kids. At least not since Tesco was forced to have this “toy” pulled from the toys and games section of their website.
Tesco was accused of “destroying children’s innocence” after the kit was discovered in the toy section by a mother searching for Christmas gifts for her 10 and 11 year old daughters. Evidently she was surprised to see sales copy saying:
“Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars.”
The kit includes a chrome pole that extends to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
Family Focus, a group opposed to the kit, said that “Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol… This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children.”
Tesco today agreed to remove the product from the Toy section of the site, but said it will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory.
Now I’m not saying that kit should be sold to children, but I will say that if you start practicing early enough you can avoid what happens in the video above. Some strippers are too young, and some are just too drunk. Click the start button to take a look.
If you like the Halloween season as much as we do, we hope you’ll enjoy this special Halloween free site we have for you.
Click on the image to the left to visit the Adults-Only Halloween site, where you’ll find a nice collection of spooky sex stories, some strange and weird photos and images, some Halloween jokes and humor, plus a kinky tarot card reader and a bdsm horoscope generator.
Everything there is free, so you can give the address to all of your kinkier friends.
We don’t mean “making” as in how to put the make on one. No, what we have here is a quick behind the scenes peek at how the hot girls that you see in magazines and on billboards are “made” …no, they’re not born that way.
This video is courtesy of Dove and is intended to reach out to young girls with self-esteem issues. But I think it also serves a reminder to men that there’s a difference between what you see and what you get.
The girl they used in this video said that she was in a makeup chair for over ten hours with the best makeup and hair people working on her. And as you’ll see when you play the video, they still had to use a photo editing program to make her look the way they wanted.
Let this serve as a reminder for everyone climbing up on their roofs this holiday season, it can be a dangerous place to slip if you’re holding a pneumatic nail gun.
That’s a lesson that August Voegl learned when he tripped and accidentally fired a four-inch nail through his left testicle and into the roof where he was working.
He couldn’t pull the nail out of the roof, nor could he pull himself off the nail. (Talk about not being able to get off!) An emergency medical team had to be called in to separate the two of them and airlift him to a hospital where he’s recovering following surgery.
