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Dane Productions Panty World 10 is back again with some new dudes lusting over the smell of hot young cunt on their girlfriends panties. The Whackman may need to start collecting panties for souvenirs…

In scene 1 entitled “Dirty Laundry”, Jay Ashley masturbates with his cute trailer-trash whore looking blonde Jeanie River’s panties until he gets caught. Jeanie punishes Jay by making him her love slave. Jeanie sits on top of the washing machine and gets her tight cunt eaten out. Jay then sits on the washing machine and gets his cock slobbered on. Jeannie again sits on the washing machine to get her pussy ravished by Jay’s cock. Then the slut rides Jay before leaning over to get some doggy treatment. Good long opening scene.

In scene 2 entitled “Panties, Panties and more Panties” a combination of bra and panties graces The Whackman’s eyes. After the cute amber haired Nicol takes a shower, she joins her decent looking lesbian lover named Bobbie and the scene takes a while to develop. Bobbie sucks Nicol’s toes to set the mood; then she puts a strap-on to pleasure Nicol in a few different positions. After, Nicol licks Bobbie down and then jams a dildo back and forth up Bobbie’s twat. Bobbie’s enthusiasm is not believable and The Whackman got bored.

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If you’re a fan of blowjobs, anal sex, and [tag]interracial[/tag] hardcore fucking, then you probably recognize Barbie Cummings in this photo.

The 21 year-old pornstar is shown here in her pink car near her home in Knoxville, Tennessee, posing with a speeding ticket from a Tennessee Highway Patrol officer for driving 92 mph on a 70 mph stretch of highway.

But there may be more to this story. According to some of her blog posts (since taken offline), Barbie gave the highway patrolman a blowjob to avoid drug charges. There was even a mention of her having photos and videos of her sucking his cock, sent to her courtesy of the trooper.

If you want to read more about the story, just click the link for more below. You can also see Barbie in the kind of hardcore sex we’d rather see on two of her promo galleries we found:

Barbie Cummings at Throatjobs and Barbie Cummings at Racks & Blacks

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Cupid has a sister. It’s her Game. It’s her Rules. And it’s The Whackman’s lucky day. Legend’s Playing Cupid is in the mood for love! And the bitch better have an arrow for The Whackman’s heart if she knows what’s good for her. Let’s do this…

Funny nosed brunette Lola and decent looking blonde Sophie Evans go to town on some lucky dude. Lola gets eaten out first by dude while Sophie sucks him off in a triangle position. While getting doggied, Sophie pulls out a dildo to use on Lola. Then Sophie sits on Lola’s face while Lola gets some pussy pounding from dude. After, Sophie gets to ride dude while Lola sits on top of dude’s face to get munched on. All three were very efficient in a well choreographed scene.

An angelic looking blonde Bunny Love gets her cunt eaten out to begin scene 2. Bunny wraps her mouth around dude in an okay performance. She then lays on the arm of the “love seat” and gets her ass drilled, before sitting on top of dude for a sensual ride; her nice tits bounce gloriously. Bunny gets on all fours to get the continued sensual thrusting on her twat that ends in bliss.

The smashed-in face looking Asian Mia Smiles gets cupid’s dart shot at her and begins to suck a dude’s cock (who she originally wasn’t attracted to). Mia is then air-lifted by dude into a great 69. Her petite tight little cunt is then ravaged by dude while the slut lies on her back. Mia then opts to drive the stick while on top of him and does a pretty good job of working the clutch. Her bony body then gets the doggy treatment until dude releases in her mouth.

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This new sex toy, called Vortex Vibrations, connects to a vacuum cleaner to give a woman an orgasm in just ten seconds. Inventor Joanne Drysdale, a mother-of-three, says it concentrates the air flow to create a rapid but gentle vibration, and can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time, without ever touching the skin.

Joanne was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea after seeing how a piece of rubber caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the airflow, and noticing the stimulation on her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber. “After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds, said Joanne. “That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women.”

The Vortex is available from the LoveHoney store, which unfortunately only demonstrates it on a balloon in this video.

Who’s to say what’s too far? Legend’s Mind Games is the story of what can go bad—nasty bad. A scintillating, elicit, and perverse confession from a clinical hypno-therapist who’s been prowling through the sexual fantasies of willing women in search of primal sex, Dr. James Frawd reveals the fantasies of his subjects.

In scene 1, a blonde slut named Swan demands sex in a forgotten factory, so she gets doggystyled to open up the scene. Swan bounces on her man’s cock and then gets drilled in her cunt while lying on her back and after, her side. Although it looked like the chemistry was good, the lighting and resolution is terrible—making it hard for The Whackman to enjoy the scene.

Scene 2 has a stunning vixen Harley Raine getting her pussy filled by a willing participant. After doggystyle, Harley spreads her legs to take the cock into the depths of her cunt. Harley then sits on dude’s cock, but it doesn’t look like the chemistry is there and all that she cares about is a paycheck. Again, the resolution (which will probably be a recurring theme) doesn’t help.

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After surviving the Air Force, 47 year-old Benjamin Houghton developed cancer in his left testicle. He went into the veterans hospital in Los Angeles to have the testicle removed because it was atrophied and painful.

Unfortunately, the VA hospital doctors didn’t have the sense to mark a big “X” on the left testicle. So instead of removing his cancerous, atrophied and painful left testicle, they cut off his perfectly healthy right testicle.

“At first I thought it was a joke,” Houghton said.

The chief of staff for the Greater Los Angeles VA system has apologized and said that the hospital changed practices as a result of the case.

Yeah, you read that right. They’ve changed practices at the hospital. That must mean that they will no longer cut off the wrong 1 of 2 testicles. And I guess that means that Ben could safely rely on them to remove his only remaining testicle without botching the job again. So far though, he’s hanging on to his last ball, painful or not.

We hear plenty in the news about that Little Kim whack job who runs the northern part of Korea, but the news here never seems to have much to say about the things that go on in the southern part of the country. Well, here are some pictures from Korea’s Loveland Sex Park which I can’t believe CNN hasn’t found time to cover between their non-stop Anna Nicole marathons. You can click on the thumbnails for larger images.

I’m thinking this is one park which I wouldn’t mind taking a little stroll through. Might be interesting to take a pretty girl for a walk there and see what kind of inspiration the art provokes.