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July 12, 2007

Drop your load at Dirty Laundry

Filed under: celebrities,commentary,humor,sex news — Simon @ 1:10 am

heidi fleiss in handcuffs and high heelsOn July 1st, a new business opened in the quiet town of Pahrump, Nevada (about an hour from Las Vegas). What makes this interesting is that the business is a laundromat, called “Dirty Laundry,” which is owned by the Hollywood Madam herself, Heidi Fleiss.

In case you don’t remember the details (or the book or movie), Heidi made headlines in 1993 when she was 27, by being arrested for running a very upscale call girl ring. Her little black book was filled with movie industry names, along with royal figures, heads of state, politicians, sheiks and business tycoons.

Many famous people were worried that her trial would wind up making their own dirty laundry very public. But actually the only names which came out were actor Charlie Sheen and Texas billionaire businessman Robert T. Crow, who admitted to using her service. Sheen actually testified in her trial that he’d spent over $35,000 for the girls’ services. He paid using personal checks, including one for services on Christmas day.

So why is Ms. Fleiss opening a laundromat in Death Valley? Evidently it’s so she’ll have something to do to pass the time until she has approval to open a legal brothel in Pahrump. Of course, once her brothel is open, it’ll probably be nice to have somewhere to send all their dirty laundry.

Hey, I wonder if Charlie Sheen will be stopping by to leave a load with Heidi this time?

January 10, 2007

Brazil acts like an ass

Daniela CicarelliI used to think of Brazil as a place where personal freedoms were important. I thought that in part because of the very liberal thinking regarding sex being prevalent there, as evidenced by the invention of the ‘anal floss’ string thong bikini and the topless beaches, and let’s not forget Carnivale each year.

But then I find out that telcom companies in Brazil began blocking access to the YouTube service on Monday because one Brazilian model sued to get YouTube to remove a video of her having sex on a Spanish beach from its site. The suit was brought by Daniela Cicarelli (at right) and her boyfriend, and based on that one unresolved lawsuit, a court in Sao Paulo ordered Internet Service Providers to block YouTube until they remove the video.

Okay, so now one person can sue you and cause an entire country full of people to lose access to a legal website that they wish to visit? I think the Brazilian court acted like an ass in shutting down access for everyone in the country just because one person had a problem.

The video isn’t on the YouTube site now it seems, or at least I couldn’t find it using any of the search terms I thought made sense to use. I couldn’t find a copy on PornoTube either, so I guess they wanted to avoid the same kind of trouble. Personally I don’t see what the big fuss was about, I saw it and you don’t see much of anything since they’re in the water most of the time. You can check it out for yourself at the link below if you want.

By the way, I still think the Brazilian telcom companies are pretty cool. Check out “Get Connected” to see some of the banner ads one of the companies used to promote their services.

Click here to view the video.

(click to read more…)

December 21, 2006

Last minute gift idea for the hard to please

Filed under: celebrities,humor,sex stories,video clips — Simon @ 9:57 am

Here’s something for all you guys who haven’t gotten her (or him) anything yet and maybe aren’t exactly sure what to get her. All you need is a box, a pair of scissors and, well, your junk…as this [tag]music video[/tag] featuring Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake in an SNL skit explains.

I’m sure there must be a “tits in a box” version of this somewhere, so if you know about one, please post a comment with the information here.

So…only how many shopping days left now?

November 30, 2006

Britney Spears shaves her snatch and we have pics to prove it

Filed under: celebrities,commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:04 am

Britney Spears upskirt photosA couple of weeks ago we told you about the bogus Britney Spears porno video clip that was making the rounds. So we thought we owed it to you to give you a little peek at the real Britney’s snatch today.

The pics we have for you were taken Monday night as Britney was getting out of Paris Hilton’s car at a gas station. No underwear of any kind blocked the view as she lifted her leg high enough to confirm without any doubt that this girl shaves herself bald down there. Just click the image to see the rest of the photos.

November 16, 2006

Britney Spears sex tape preview (not!)

Filed under: celebrities,commentary,humor,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 9:27 am

While everyone is talking about the homemade sex tape allegedly featuring Britney Spears that has been leaked onto the internet, we’re bringing you more than just the story and a peek at the 19-second clip that was posted a few days ago.

As you’ve probably heard, Kevin Federline is threatening to sell a four-hour sex tape, which the couple made on their honeymoon, to a company in Arizona for $50 million in a last ditch attempt to get every penny he can from Britney Spears. But Federline is willing to sell the tape to Spears for $30 million and full custody of the couple’s two children.

The 19-second clip below is the one posted as reportedly taken from the infamous Britney-Kevin sex tape, news of which first broke in 2005 after members of the couple’s entourage threatened to make it public. The clip shows a woman with dark hair, who bears a striking resemblance to the ‘Toxic’ singer, performing oral sex on a man rumoured to be her estranged husband Kevin Federline.

A spokesman for the website where the clip was posted said: “This does look like Britney Spears. I had my co-worker look at this also, and she thinks it looks like Britney too.” Check it out and then read on for the rest of the story…

Well, that was short and sweet. But now it’s time for clip #2. (click to read more…)

October 31, 2006

Ultimate Fighter Prefers Porn Girls to Marines (shocker!)

Filed under: celebrities,photos,pornstars,sex news — Simon @ 8:27 am

Tito Ortiz and Jenna JamesonTito Ortiz, champion Utimate Fighter, told the Marine Corps that if he can’t bring Jenna Jameson, his pornstar girlfriend, he won’t be attending the ceremony to honor him at the ball to celebrate the Marine Corps’ birthday.

Fans of the Utimate Fighter can still look forward to seeing Tito and Jenna with the Marines when their Miramar, Calif. base hosts a UFC fight night which will be broadcast on Spike TV.

September 28, 2006

Oh no! It’s headache herpes!

Filed under: celebrities,commentary,humor,photos,sex news — Simon @ 11:11 am

Liza Minnelli David Gest Michael Jackson Elizabeth TaylorThe things that come out when celebs are suing each other. This week Liza Minnelli’s estranged husband, David Gest, had his ten million dollar civil suit against her thrown out of court. He was claiming that in her drunken rages, Liza used to beat him up so badly that not only was he hospitalized but that he’s been having “severe, unrelenting” headaches ever since. The suit was held to have no merit when Gest’s own medical expert testified that it was a strain of herpes that was causing the headaches. Oh well, David, you may not be able to catch a break but at least you know where you can catch a beating.

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