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December 13, 2006

Sexsomnia: sleep sex or sleep assault?

Filed under: photos,premium sites,sex news,video clips — Simon @ 2:32 pm

sexsomnia sleep sexResearchers are struggling to understand a rare medical condition where sufferers unknowingly demand, or actually have, sex while asleep. Research into [tag]sexsomnia[/tag] – making sexual advances towards another person while asleep – has been hampered as sufferers are so embarrassed by the problem they tend not to own up to it, while doctors do not ask about it. 

Most researchers view sexsomnia as a variant of sleepwalking, where sufferers are stuck between sleep and wakefulness, though sexsomniacs tend to stay in bed rather than get up and walk. While sleepwalking affects 2-4 per cent of adults, sexsomnia is not thought to be as common a problem. But an internet survey of sexsomniacs carried out in 2005 that drew 219 reliable respondents concluded it was more prevalent than medical case reports alone might suggest. And on rare occasions you have stories of people liking it better than waking sex.

As yet there is no cure for the condition, which often leads to difficulties in relationships. Scientists are working on devising a procedure for diagnosing sexsomnia in legal cases where sufferers have been accused of sexual assault or ‘[tag]sleep assault[/tag].’

Click here for photos and videos of sleep sex and sleep assault.

December 10, 2006

TittyFruity and other erotic furniture

Filed under: photos,sex news — Simon @ 10:26 am

Erotic Furniture Legs TableDutch cabinet maker Mario Philippona has designed a range of stylish wooden cupboards, wardrobes and tables using the female anatomy as his inspiration, and his erotic furniture is on exhibition at a top German art gallery this month.

Philippona said: “The shape of a woman, her organic architecture, combined with my passion for wood inspired me to sculpt these sexy designs.”

Titty Cupboard Erotic FurnitureSome of his works shown here include this table supported by legs moulded from a female model and the wineglass cupboard in the shape of a pair of large breasts. His newest piece is the fruit bowl decorated with realistically shaped life-size wooden breasts called ‘TittyFruity.’

Other pieces include a bedside drawer which opens by pressing a button in the piece’s ‘vagina.’

Titty Fruitty Erotic Fruit Bowl Philippona’s furniture is being exhibited during the month of December at Amadeus Art in Berlin, Germany or you can see more online at

December 6, 2006

iBuzz – the new iPod sex toy

Filed under: commentary,sex news — Simon @ 7:54 am

iBuzz - iPod Orgasm MachineNext time someone wants to know what songs push your buttons, they may have something special in mind. Just in time for the holidays, how about a new musical orgasm machine?

If you have a iPod (or any portable music player with an earphone jack), just plug in the iBuzz and your headphones, turn on whatever music you like, and you’ll feel how the vibrations are now in time to your favorite songs. Get down and get off. Turn up the music and the vibrations get stronger too.

The iBuzz includes a music-activated vibrating bullet with both his and hers attachments. And if you forget your music player, there are even 7 built-in vibrations patterns so you don’t have to suffer in silence.

This one should give people a whole new reason to make and share some special “playlists.” Check out the details at the iBuzz website.

December 4, 2006

Some blogs you should check out

Filed under: blog reviews,commentary — Simon @ 11:25 am

I just added a couple of links to my “friends blogs” section on the sidebar to the right here. While I was doing that I realized that not everyone who drops by here will take the time to click those links and check out my friends’ blogs. So I want to take a minute and tell you that there’s really some good stuff on those blogs.

First, to be sure we’re on the same track, I also want to caution you that if you’re just looking for more xxx porn pics and movies, you’d probably can skip this post and move right on to the “porn blogs” section on the sidebar. That’s because most of the blogs you’ll find listed in my ‘friends’ section are about more that just the hardcore photos and videos that you can probably find anywhere today.

Virgo Hippy's Erotophoria blogFor example, one of the blogs I just added is called Erotophoria. I like this blog because it’s run by a Fucking Hippy! Now you have to understand that I mean this in the best possible way. My friend Virgo Hippy is a real card-carrying California hippy child who absolutely loves women and would rather spend time fucking one that just about anything. Well, except writing maybe. Not the usual porn drivel either, so check him out sometime.

One Perverted Chick is another blog I added here. This one gives you a look at the porn world from a woman’s viewpoint. Ponygirl's One Perverted Chick blogMy friend Ponygirl talks about her perverted self and her perverted thoughts, and tells you what she’s been up to in building and running porn sites in between some of her personal rants. Definitely one I think is worth checking out.

If you’ve been here more than a time or two you’ve probably noticed post titles from XXXBlog Maniac in the sidebar. My friend The Walrus runs this one, and he’s one of the most prolific writers I know. While he does have a lot of links to great [tag]porn[/tag] photographs and [tag]video clips[/tag] included on his blog, The Walrus' XXX Blog ManiacI think you’ll find yourself spending more time reading what he has to say than clicking links. Now that may not be what he’d want you to do, but check out his blog for yourself sometime and see what happens.

Okay, I realized something while reading over what I’d written so far. I realized that this deserves more space than I have time to give it right now. But rather than spike this whole thing for a longer post another time, I’m posting this for now and will come back to the topic again from time to time, and tell you why I like some of my other friend’s blogs. For now, check out the ones I mentioned here, and help yourself to the rest of the list, no need to wait on me. 🙂

December 2, 2006

Global Orgasm Day is December 22nd

Filed under: commentary,sex news — Simon @ 7:58 am

Global Orgasm DayThis is the kind of massive anti-war demonstration I can support. No marching in the streets, and no protestors getting maced by the police. Nope, this time all you have to do is stay home and have an orgasm. The Global Orgasm for Peace, planned for the first day of winter, December 22nd, only asks that you have an orgasm in any way you like, while focusing on world peace.

The organizers, Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, are no strangers to sex and social activism. Sheehan brought together nearly 50 women in 2002 who stripped naked and spelled out the word “Peace.” The stunt spawned a mini-movement called Baring Witness that led to similar unclothed demonstrations worldwide.

For more details, you can click the graphic to watch their video right here, and you can see their website at

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