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November 24, 2006

Pinto Alegre is Happy Penis for Elders

Filed under: humor, sex news, commentary — Simon @ 10:05 am

free viagraBrazilian boners are on the rise as the major of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso, has begun handing out free to men over the age of 60.

“Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said the mayor, who also admits that “Some of the old men aren’t seeking out their wives. They’ve got romances on the side.”

The free Viagra program was approved by the town’s legislature, which makes me wonder how many of the town’s legislators are 60 years old (or nearly there).


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June 23, 2006

Bukkake Cookies

Filed under: humor, premium sites, sex news, video clips — Simon @ 6:14 am

Bukkake CookiesHere’s something sure to brighten up your next party. Or maybe, if you’ve had enough of your local PTA, these might be the perfect thing to bring to the next school bake sale.

The cookies are actually pretty easy to make. And the reaction when people see them is priceless. You can tell right away who’s looked at porn online!

You can find the recipe on this page: Bukkake Cookies

The Porn Bread site also has instructions for making penis pretzels, cupcakes, ejaculating eclairs, and many more.

While you’re waiting for the cookies to bake, here are a couple of movies galleries you can check out. You’ll find three movie clips on each page. You can start with “Tampa Bukkake Damsel In Distress Party” and then take a look at “Ebony Natalie Gang Banged by White Guys”

Both of those are from Tampa Bukkake, which features American-style bukkake events.


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