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One of the subscribers to the Fetish-News email newsletter saw the pussy tattoo ideas we posted earlier and sent us these two tattoo ideas that we thought were funny and wanted to share with you.

The first one reminded us of that old saying, “Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt.” You know what we mean, the kind of Butt Monkey that flies out of your butt right after you say that. (Like in the film “Bruce Almighty”) Makes us wonder if that’s what she was thinking when she got it.

The one below is definitely tattooed around a Simpsons fan’s pussy. That one makes us wonder what Homer looks like with a close shave, because in this one he looks more like he needs one.

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Here we have two more items for those parents who bought their kids the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit we mentioned in Strippercize for Kids last year.

First up, from Spin Master, we show you the I-Tattoo.

For a paltry fifteen bucks, you can get this kit which features what they call a “realistic, vibrating tattoo pen” and tells kids from ages 6 and up to “get ready to get inked.”

That’s right, now your pole dancing tyke can look way more authentic than all the other tiny pole dancers who don’t have little stripper tats on them.

Can’t you just see the envy in the other parents’ eyes when they see your ‘lil Ashley gets up to show her stuff?


Alright, if you already got the kid the pole dancer kit and the stripper tattoo kit, here’s something you can use to keep them motivated and practicing their moves.

What we have here is Hasbro’s attempt to knock the Bratz dolls off the top spot. These are their planned Pussycat Dolls. These are aimed at girls 8 and older and feature the Dolls in a variety of their risqué, burlesque-inspired outfits. We’re not sure if they’ll have a version that sings “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me” when you pull their strings, but we can always hope.

A Mexican man hung himself by hooks from a tree to protest against discrimination against tattooed and pierced people.

It was part of a wider anti-discrimination demonstration in Mexico City, and the group staged the protest in the city centre where they stripped off to show off their tattoos and piercings.

The man, who did not reveal his identity, hung himself from hooks tied to a wooden frame suspended from a tree. His personal protest attracted a crowd and shocked passers-by but he was not hurt. Dante Salomo, one of the organisers of the protest, said: “In Mexico a tattooed person is the victim of all kinds of discrimination, they don’t get good jobs and are mistreated everywhere.”

(Wow — here in America all you need to be is Mexican to get that kind of treatment.)

A couple of months ago we had some interesting ideas for around the pussy tattoos posted here, but the one shown here really wins the prize for “Voted Most Popular Prisoner” in my book.

I definitely would not want to go to prison with this tattoo. I guess I’m not much interested in being Most Popular Prisoner. Nope, not one of my goals.

Now I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with wanting to go to prison with a tattoo like that.

I mean, to each his own.

I’m just saying it would not be anywhere on my list of good prison tattoos.

YMMV

This isn’t a movie, just something that gave me a laugh today. It’s from a post on the BDSM Board asking about slave tattoos, but then someone asked “If I want a tattoo around my pussy what will you suggest?” and these were the posted suggestions so far.

The Willy Nelson (?)

Okay, one of these might make you want to plug it in, but I think the other one is a little scary. Not sure I’d want to put anything personal in there.

From the post on this page if you want to see what other suggestions have been made.