The right to use sex toys is getting an activist in Alexander City, Alabama, all hot and bothered.
Loretta Nall, a gubernatorial candidate in 2006, is steamed at Alabama’s Attorney General Troy King over his intent to prosecute adult shop owners for selling sex toys. So she’s taking matters into her own hands by asking touchy Americans to deluge him with sex toys.
Nall has organized a “Sex Toy Drive” and is asking all masturbators to get off their Purple Penetrators and hit King where it hurts, by ramming his mailbox with sex toys in protest.
"King is pushing this thing, but he doesn’t need to be sticking his nose in people’s business,” Nall said. “He’s making Alabamians look like backwater rednecks."
It seems to be working. The naughty novelties have already starting penetrating King’s office, with ball gags, rectum plugs, and Hello Kitty massagers creating a stir with the stiff conservative.
Nall is practicing what she preaches. "I personally sent him a penetrable pink pig,” she said. “I was thinking of dressing up as a penis to his next appearance, but then people would confuse me for that big dick."
Sarah and Cathy have come to the conclusion that guys can be such assholes. Sarah’s boyfriend just left her one day, stealing all her money. Cathy’s boyfriend doesn’t satisfy her anymore. They used to have amazing sex and he’d make her climax every day. Well it hasn’t been days since the last time she’s orgasmed, it’s now been months.
They’re digging through the boxes of stuff that Sarah’s boyfriend left behind when they find a container of sex toys. Sarah was kind of pissed, she’d never even seen any of these things before. It was a bunch of dildos, vibrators and at the very bottom a strap-on dildo. You’ve gotta see their eyes when they pull that out of the container. These two have never even kissed another girl, but now they’re so horny they can’t stop themselves. It’s not long before they’re taking turns fucking each other with the dildos.
This month the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear a challenge to Alabama’s ban on the sale of sex toys, ending a nine-year legal battle and sending a warning to store owners to clean off their shelves.
An adult-store owner had asked the justices to throw out the law as an unconstitutional intrusion into the privacy of the bedroom. But the Supreme Court declined to hear the appeal, leaving intact a lower court ruling that upheld the law.
Alabama’s anti-obscenity law, enacted in 1998, bans the distribution of “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for anything of pecuniary value.”
The law does not ban the possession of sex toys, and it doesn’t regulate other items, including condoms or virility drugs. Residents may legally purchase sex toys out of state for use in Alabama, or they may buy sexual devices in Alabama that have a “bona fide medical” purpose.
So if you’re in Alabama (or anywhere else) you can click the following link if you want a good butt plug.
We mentioned the Real Doll here last year when we wrote about the “Doll Experience Rooms” in South Korea that provided them to their patrons. Well, now there’s a mainstream movie that features one as the lead actress.
“Lars and the Real Girl” also stars Ryan Gosling, as Lars, but the movie wouldn’t be getting so much attention without his lifeless co-star. In the film, which opens next month, Gosling plays an emotionally troubled misfit who mail-orders a Real Doll — an anatomically correct female doll made from high grade silicon crafted over an articulated skeleton — for companionship.
Once his doll arrives, Lars introduces her to his increasingly uncomfortable family and friends, transporting his new “girlfriend” Bianca around town in a wheelchair. No one knows what to say to Lars or Bianca — because she is a life-size doll, not a real person and he is treating her as though she is alive. Lars’ family talks with a doctor who advises them to go along with his delusion. I think you can imagine what kinds of madness that might lead to.
Click the link below for the rest of this post, which includes movie details and trivia, more information about the Real Doll, plus links to movie trailers and Real Doll photo galleries.
Here’s a little 4 minute video from the Adult Treasure Expo held last month in Tokyo, Japan. We all know how much the Japanese people love gadgets of all kinds, and this video showcases some of the things you may find available from your favorite purveyor of adult toys sometime soon.
Some of the sex toys shown in the video are from Kanojo Toys, which sells some products direct from their website.
This new sex toy, called Vortex Vibrations, connects to a vacuum cleaner to give a woman an orgasm in just ten seconds. Inventor Joanne Drysdale, a mother-of-three, says it concentrates the air flow to create a rapid but gentle vibration, and can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time, without ever touching the skin.
Joanne was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea after seeing how a piece of rubber caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the airflow, and noticing the stimulation on her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber. “After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds, said Joanne. “That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women.”
The Vortex is available from the LoveHoney store, which unfortunately only demonstrates it on a balloon in this video.
Next time someone wants to know what songs push your buttons, they may have something special in mind. Just in time for the holidays, how about a new musical orgasm machine?
If you have a iPod (or any portable music player with an earphone jack), just plug in the iBuzz and your headphones, turn on whatever music you like, and you’ll feel how the vibrations are now in time to your favorite songs. Get down and get off. Turn up the music and the vibrations get stronger too.
The iBuzz includes a music-activated vibrating bullet with both his and hers attachments. And if you forget your music player, there are even 7 built-in vibrations patterns so you don’t have to suffer in silence.
This one should give people a whole new reason to make and share some special “playlists.” Check out the details at the iBuzz website.
The right to use sex toys is getting an activist in Alexander City, Alabama, all hot and bothered. 
It seems to be working. The naughty novelties have already starting penetrating King’s office, with ball gags, rectum plugs, and Hello Kitty massagers creating a stir with the stiff conservative.
This new sex toy, called Vortex Vibrations, connects to a vacuum cleaner to give a woman an orgasm in just ten seconds. Inventor Joanne Drysdale, a mother-of-three, says it concentrates the air flow to create a rapid but gentle vibration, and can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time, without ever touching the skin.
Next time someone wants to know what songs push your buttons, they may have something special in mind. Just in time for the holidays, how about a new musical orgasm machine?
