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A couple of weeks ago we told you about the bogus Britney Spears porno video clip that was making the rounds. So we thought we owed it to you to give you a little peek at the real Britney’s snatch today.

The pics we have for you were taken Monday night as Britney was getting out of Paris Hilton’s car at a gas station. No underwear of any kind blocked the view as she lifted her leg high enough to confirm without any doubt that this girl shaves herself bald down there. Just click the image to see the rest of the photos.

About 25 years ago I knew a group of club girls who all dyed their pubic hair bright pink. Some of the guys I knew made it their mission to collect the full set of ‘pink girls’ and it made for some good times to remove a girl’s panties and discover someone new had joined their little pink clique. So this recent story about someone making a product those girls would have loved brought back great memories.

Betty Beauty, which bills its products as ‘colour for the hair down there’, is making waves in the beauty world with its new range of pubic hair dyes. Founder Nancy Jarecki came up with the idea when she was living in Rome three years ago. She noticed as women left a salon, the colourist would discreetly slip them little brown bags.

“They would receive it with such delight, kiss kiss, and away they would go,” she said. Curious, she asked the receptionist what the women were getting in those little bags and was told “to match down there.” “I thought: ‘Of course, who wouldn’t want to be a true blonde?’”

So she worked with a chemist and toxicologist to develop a gentle, no-drip formulation and speciality application tools. Bettybeauty.com offers five colors: Brown Betty, Blonde Betty, Auburn Betty, Black Betty and Fun Betty (bright pink), and also sells T-shirts that ask: “Is your betty ready?” The firm says its products are not just aimed at women. “Men have betties, too. Everyone’s got one!” Ms. Jarecki said.

I don’t know about everyone having a betty, but I do know there are a few ladies who’ll read about the new easy way to ‘get pink’ and will be smiling at the memories. And this product, unlike some of the things the girls used back then, doesn’t come off if you engage in any sort of physical activity. Neither perspiration nor oral sex has any effect on the color (and it doesn’t non-consensually wind up on the partner!).