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That’s the new question you’ll hear when you call to get a pizza delivered. At least it will be if Corey Wildeman has his way. That’s because his new pizza place in Winnipeg, Canada inserts pornographic pictures in the box under the pizza.

Not everyone in the Manitoba capital is happy with this idea, but it’s being done strictly by the law. Callers must be 18 or over to order from Porno Pizza, and need to show a photo I.D. before the box is handed to them by the delivery person at the door. “They have to make sure they’re selling to someone who’s of age,” lawyer Ian Berger said. “But other than that, get a little something extra with your pizza — there’s nothing wrong with that.”

While Porno Pizza might not cross any legal lines, it did cross the comfort line for some folks, with one woman saying the woman in the photo she received was “too naked,” while another said that porn was “something I wouldn’t expect to have anything to do with pizza.” But actually what has surprised Wildeman the most since opening is the sex of the customers. “It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at the door,” he said.

The pictures that Porno Pizza sends out now are chosen at random, “It runs the full gamut. There are some that are very Playboy-esque and others which Larry Flynt would blush at,” Wildeman said, describing the photos sent out with orders. He plans to give the customer more control over the kind of photo they’ll find in their box, and hopes to build his business into a national franchise.

Some people just can’t resist the lure of free left-over porn. While others would rather sue someone over it.

The organizers of Imagination 69, a failed Belgian sex fair, were sued after thousands of erotic videos and books were left at the event’s site near Geraardsbergen. They’d planned for 30,000 visitors but less than 10,000 showed up, so there were lots of books, magazines, and DVDs left over at the end of the sex fair.

The solution for many vendors was to dump it all in fields outside of Geraardsbergen. Of course the news of this porn dump spread quickly and thousands of horny Belgians swooped in to snatch up the left behind loot. The area took on the name “Pornutopia” on the Internet as stories of free porn for the taking made the rounds of the chatrooms.

I just added a couple of links to my “friends blogs” section on the sidebar to the right here. While I was doing that I realized that not everyone who drops by here will take the time to click those links and check out my friends’ blogs. So I want to take a minute and tell you that there’s really some good stuff on those blogs.

First, to be sure we’re on the same track, I also want to caution you that if you’re just looking for more xxx porn pics and movies, you’d probably can skip this post and move right on to the “porn blogs” section on the sidebar. That’s because most of the blogs you’ll find listed in my ‘friends’ section are about more that just the hardcore photos and videos that you can probably find anywhere today.

For example, one of the blogs I just added is called Erotophoria. I like this blog because it’s run by a Fucking Hippy! Now you have to understand that I mean this in the best possible way. My friend Virgo Hippy is a real card-carrying California hippy child who absolutely loves women and would rather spend time fucking one that just about anything. Well, except writing maybe. Not the usual porn drivel either, so check him out sometime.

One Perverted Chick is another blog I added here. This one gives you a look at the porn world from a woman’s viewpoint. My friend Ponygirl talks about her perverted self and her perverted thoughts, and tells you what she’s been up to in building and running porn sites in between some of her personal rants. Definitely one I think is worth checking out.

If you’ve been here more than a time or two you’ve probably noticed post titles from XXXBlog Maniac in the sidebar. My friend The Walrus runs this one, and he’s one of the most prolific writers I know. While he does have a lot of links to great porn photographs and video clips included on his blog, I think you’ll find yourself spending more time reading what he has to say than clicking links. Now that may not be what he’d want you to do, but check out his blog for yourself sometime and see what happens.

Okay, I realized something while reading over what I’d written so far. I realized that this deserves more space than I have time to give it right now. But rather than spike this whole thing for a longer post another time, I’m posting this for now and will come back to the topic again from time to time, and tell you why I like some of my other friend’s blogs. For now, check out the ones I mentioned here, and help yourself to the rest of the list, no need to wait on me.

A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play porn videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity. “They don’t know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos,” said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.

Prasertsak said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous. “We’ll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner,” he said, in hopes that Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.

Actually, we mean more years of knowing that you’re enjoying porn. And this isn’t something some pothead said at a local smokeshop in West Nowhere. No, we’re basing that statement on new research in the USA which claims that smoking pot prevents Alzheimer’s disease.

The Scripps Research Institute in California is now saying that the active ingredient in marijuana, THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol), prevents the progression of the disease by preserving levels of the neurotransmitter acetylcholine better than current commercial drugs. In their report to the Molecular Pharmaceutics journal, the researchers said THC is also more effective at blocking the clumps of protein which can inhibit memory and cognition in Alzheimer’s patients.

So now, besides helping relieve glaucoma and the side-effects of chemotherapy and AIDS treatments, we can now add that marijuana smoking helps prevent the leading cause of dementia among the elderly.

When the hell are the medical establishment and the lawmakers going to stop taking money from the big pharmaceutical companies and work together to get the criminal penalties removed at least for those who have valid medical needs?