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December 21, 2006

Last minute gift idea for the hard to please

Filed under: humor, video clips, celebrities, sex stories — Simon @ 9:57 am

Here’s something for all you guys who haven’t gotten her (or him) anything yet and maybe aren’t exactly sure what to get her. All you need is a box, a pair of scissors and, well, your junk…as this featuring Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake in an SNL skit explains.

I’m sure there must be a “tits in a box” version of this somewhere, so if you know about one, please post a comment with the information here.

So…only how many shopping days left now?


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September 14, 2006

Fetish Farmer video

Filed under: humor, video clips, anime — Simon @ 1:41 pm

Kinky Cow“I’m a Cow! (not a sheep!)” was created as a music video for the band Rmt, and the video tells the story of a nervous cow and her milk-fetishist owner. This is a very funny Flash animation. Make sure you have your speakers turned on, so you don’t miss the catchy tune and lyrics like: “get your mind out the gutter…get your hand off my udder” and “this old man he’s on crack…he’s a lactophiliac.”

Click the image to watch the Lactophiliac Farmer in a new window (resize the window to full-screen animation if you want). Give the animation a minute to load fully and then click the Play link when it appears.


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