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Boob jobs have become the #1 most desired graduation gift. That’s right, well, at least in Italy anyway. Breast enlargement surgery is now the most common graduation gift for Italian girls who’ve passed their secondary school exams.

It used to be that the girls wanted, and got, summer holiday vacations and automobiles. But those things have been knocked down to second and third place choices these days.

An 18 year-old from Rome, Angelica Pesce, said she’s not alone in her plans to have her breasts enlarged. Angelica has many friends who she says will also be getting boob jobs now that they’ve completed their schooling.

She said: “It’s a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years, or a holiday, which is over within a week. My new breasts will last a lifetime.”

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be interested in seeing some statistics on what the girls who ask for boob jobs are studying in school. I’m just guessing here, but I’d wager that most of them aren’t planning to do much to further their educations.

Actually, I’d bet that we’ll be seeing a few of them in hot eurosex porn videos before too long.

A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her huge breast implants - which acted as airbags to absorb the impact. Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse. Despite both cars being written off and the other driver being badly hurt Marinova escaped serious injury thanks to her breast implants, according to the local Standart newspaper.

A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants “absorbed the impact of the crash”. He added: “They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage. “However they are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do.”